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Wyrmwater Glaurung
Gabriel Valessar
Wyrmwater Glaurung
A serious one though, now.

I've been on Sabaton's, Dragonforce's, Edguy's and Sturmgeist's top friends on Myspace at one point or another
I met the bloke who does Sabaton's myspace at one of their gigs, he got me on the VIP list. I met Joakim. He's REALLY ******** short.


Yes he is. Although, Par is probably the shortest person I've ever met.
Hell, they're a short bunch of Swedes all round.

Then later I met Therion, who are the tallest ******** on the planet.
Gabriel Valessar
Wyrmwater Glaurung
Gabriel Valessar
Wyrmwater Glaurung
A serious one though, now.

I've been on Sabaton's, Dragonforce's, Edguy's and Sturmgeist's top friends on Myspace at one point or another
I met the bloke who does Sabaton's myspace at one of their gigs, he got me on the VIP list. I met Joakim. He's REALLY ******** short.


Yes he is. Although, Par is probably the shortest person I've ever met.
Hell, they're a short bunch of Swedes all round.

Then later I met Therion, who are the tallest ******** on the planet.


Apart from Oskar, who is REALLY TALL.
Hmmm morning a**l, having signatures slashed into my skin with my gf's blunt mascara pencil then having two guys hit me on both sides of my topless torso while a girl was coming onto me...then....then....I HOPPED INTO THE MOSH!!!
I headbanged in my room till i tried to stand still, fell over into my chair, with a plate, a glass and a mug on it. They all fell off and smashed on the floor cool

Or when I tried swing my guitar round my body and the strap come off and my volume pot fell off, so i picked it up and started playing again rolleyes

OR standing next to mow cop castle on the side of the cliff, grasping an invisible sword....which I then edited in on paint =P It's on my myspace

myspace.com/thebluester ^_^
Angelo Von Helson
Hmmm morning a**l, having signatures slashed into my skin with my gf's blunt mascara pencil then having two guys hit me on both sides of my topless torso while a girl was coming onto me...then....then....I HOPPED INTO THE MOSH!!!


life is not a Bloodhound Gang song
lolfly
Angelo Von Helson
Hmmm morning a**l, having signatures slashed into my skin with my gf's blunt mascara pencil then having two guys hit me on both sides of my topless torso while a girl was coming onto me...then....then....I HOPPED INTO THE MOSH!!!


life is not a Bloodhound Gang song


What song would that be? Cause this was a true story...
Buying my Therion shirt last year, I don't know?
Im just gonna try and top darth nihilus here.

As I was sitting in my room, I was playing Megadeth for the first time in my stereo, the song was "Holy Wars." As the song proggressed, the scene around me melted as I was transported to the time of the crusades where I was caught on the blades of two fighting christian and muslim. As I was bleeding on the blades, the combatants pulled their blades out of my chest, and proceded to fighting as though realizing I wasnt there, I was caught on every stab and slash, and I realized the true horrors of war/ The song proggressed into "the punishment due" where I was being violently tortured by The Punisher, who was busy slamming a refrigerator door on my head asking me who m boss was, I kept telling him I didnt know and he kept smashing. I could literally feel the two sides of my smashed skull rubbing against each other. When it went back to its origional section, the scene morphed into what lookefd like the U.N., as members were busy tearing at each others arms and legs with knives, and blood was splattered onto me by every slash and bullet that was swung or shot. The song ended. I commented. "GODDAMN THAT WAS ******** SWEET LETS DO IT AGAIN!"

Also, almost dying in a periphery mosh pit.
nice try kid, entertained me for a bit. though darth faced dimebag.

for the effin win
Yami Satsugaisha
I headbanged in my room till i tried to stand still, fell over into my chair, with a plate, a glass and a mug on it. They all fell off and smashed on the floor cool

Or when I tried swing my guitar round my body and the strap come off and my volume pot fell off, so i picked it up and started playing again rolleyes

OR standing next to mow cop castle on the side of the cliff, grasping an invisible sword....which I then edited in on paint =P It's on my myspace

myspace.com/thebluester ^_^


METUL IST EIN HOBBY!!!!! L=O=LZZZZZZZ

JESUS MAKES THE BEST MYAIDS BG TOO lol
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I burnt down MY church, with all the worshipers there, a grand tottal of twenty seven lost children of god, whom I later devowered and stabbed a tottal of eight million times each. Then the police came and I ate their rotting carcasses, and shat on their lifeless fetuses, and then made sure to smile big and wear extra long spikes for my court date, and give a nice grin for the camera while I was sent to a holding cell pending trial. My trial lasted a grand tottal of five minutes, during which I pulled a crumpled peace of human flesh from my c**t, and read the brunt on scrpiture which then convinced every one in the court that the only way to truly live was for me to devour them and send them to hell which is apperntly in my stomach, as the devil who came to me in the middle of the night with the grim reper and a troll told me one night during my 6th year of life, at the sixth hour, minute, and second of the sixth day of the sixth month of that year.
This story is based on the time I went to canada and ate bacon and sirup, and that was it, and with no utensils.
I know chuck billy, about it
flowergirl01
I burnt down MY church, with all the worshipers there, a grand tottal of twenty seven lost children of god, whom I later devowered and stabbed a tottal of eight million times each. Then the police came and I ate their rotting carcasses, and shat on their lifeless fetuses, and then made sure to smile big and wear extra long spikes for my court date, and give a nice grin for the camera while I was sent to a holding cell pending trial. My trial lasted a grand tottal of five minutes, during which I pulled a crumpled peace of human flesh from my c**t, and read the brunt on scrpiture which then convinced every one in the court that the only way to truly live was for me to devour them and send them to hell which is apperntly in my stomach, as the devil who came to me in the middle of the night with the grim reper and a troll told me one night during my 6th year of life, at the sixth hour, minute, and second of the sixth day of the sixth month of that year.
This story is based on the time I went to canada and ate bacon and sirup, and that was it, and with no utensils.


It'd be funnier if you knew how to spell.
I have forged two swords und my neck is strong from headbanging all the time. I can do it for hours at a time, und I have done it so much that at some times I throw up. XD But could also be from drinking. sweatdrop >.<' I headbang on daily basis. It is religion to me. Everyone must headbang scream
OOC: O.o? Hello Omega Nebula

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