your most metal moment

[hana_piranha]

Lord of Antlers

My most metal moment:
I went on the internet and mocked 8 different people and declared at least two dozen bands "NOT METAL."

rofl

My most metal moment was working in a factory for three days, drilling little holes into little parts of lift cables. It was boring as hell but I got through the three days by constantly thinking, "daymn, how metal am I?!"

[user_n_a_m_e]

MistressMorte

MetalheadMaggot666

MistressMorte

MetalheadMaggot666

ther wuz this emo f** in a slipknot moshpit once

so i kicked his a**!! he wuz fuking moshing pretendin 2 b hardcore like the rest of us. i hate posers likE that..

neutral

wut do u want?

Actually nothing,nothing from you at all.
I just don't get why beating up on anyone should be impressive when actually it's not.

Agreed and amen...

[Commissar Lolfly]

DYin

metalhead joe

getting my lip pierced

Lip piercings aren't metal!

they look pretty metallic to me...

[user_n_a_m_e]

my most metal moment...

I'm really going to have to think on that one (my memory sucks)
but for now I'll have to say... its busting a door down....

or playing the guitar till my fingers bleed...

or jumping off the roof top... and then jumping off a freight truck...

[Dominus Fati]

Seriously, this is why I made up a story for this.

Because no matter what anyone says, their situation truly isn't 'metal' at all. It's just laughable.

[Commissar Lolfly]

This one day I

[The Stormbeard]

I burned a church and then visited my bandmate and stabbed him loads of times in the back.

[Dominus Fati]

The Stormbeard

I burned a church and then visited my bandmate and stabbed him loads of times in the back.

You also make awesome ambient black metal by the way.

[The Stormbeard]

Darthh Nihilus

The Stormbeard

I burned a church and then visited my bandmate and stabbed him loads of times in the back.

You also make awesome ambient black metal by the way.

No I don't. Black Metal is n****r music

[Dominus Fati]

The Stormbeard

Darthh Nihilus

The Stormbeard

I burned a church and then visited my bandmate and stabbed him loads of times in the back.

You also make awesome ambient black metal by the way.

No I don't. Black Metal is n****r music

I thought that was Brother Metal.

[DYin]

The Stormbeard

hitiuga

getting laid

Unless it was another guy, that wasn't metal.

I CONCUR

[Commissar Lolfly]

this one time some punk-a** American kid interviewed me and at the end I looked really scary and frostbitten and didn't say anything for 40 hours and then said Satan and I sipped my wine

[The Stormbeard]

lolfly

my wine

Not metal. Pls take this beverage to the main music forum.

[Commissar Lolfly]

The Stormbeard

lolfly

my wine

Not metal. Pls take this beverage to the main music forum.

im gay

[The Stormbeard]

lolfly

The Stormbeard

lolfly

my wine

Not metal. Pls take this beverage to the main music forum.

im gay

Oh I'm terribly sorry. In which case, carry on.