Vampirism: Moved to new thread, see 1st post.

[Ippiki 0okami]

Marious229

Sanguina-chan

I'm sorry, but no.

Drastically redefining "vampire" does not make one a vampire.

"Psychic vampires" is slang, more than anything else. Just an amusing term. Like "leech" or whatever.

Having a blood fetish doesn't make you a vampire. It means you have a blood fetish.

Vampires are the reanimated dead. Like zombies, only hot and with class. This has been so for decades. You can't suddenly decide "omg, I feed off other people's energies! instead of this making me a total a*****e, I've decided that it makes me a vampire! And because I've decided that I'm a vampire, that automatically makes me cool, because everyone loves vampires!"

No.

I mean, jezuz. Liking blood, being pale... none of this crap makes you a vampire, and it never has done.

Look at me. I'm a witch, a Pagan and a goth. I hate summer, I dislike bright sunlight, I stay in the shade whenever possible. I burn easily, I like blood, and I like my steak rare. I prefer night to day and am often more active after the sun sets.

I am NOT a vampire. I am a human.

Ways to tell that you are not actually a vampire:

a) Are you breathing? Do you have a pulse? Then you are ALIVE and thus not a vampire.
b) Are you below 20? No vampire would ever turn you into a vampire, because you are a teenager. Vampires have class. Duh.
c) Are you still ageing? Then you are ALIVE and thus not a vampire.
d) Are you in school? (I mock you.) Then you are a teenager, and ageing. Refer to points B and C.

(PLEASE NOTE: Drastically redefining the word "vampire" DOES NOT make you a vampire. It makes you a damn wanker, and anyone who values language will beat you to death with a dictionary.)

e) Can you be beaten to death with a dictionary? If so, you are ALIVE (but not for long) and therefore not a vampire.
f) Have you just been beaten to death with a dictionary? If so, you are DEAD, but as you have not been killed by exsanguination via a vampire sucking out your vital fluids, you are not a vampire. EPIC FAILZ.

Interesting facts!

Rabies doesn't make you a vampire.
Being aenemic (and craving things like bloody steak that have lots of iron) does not make you a vampire.
Placebo or psychological effects caused by thinking you are a vampire and going through withdrawal does not make you a vampire.

I like vampires. For this reason, I really dislike it when the term is misused. Such as in this case.

Thank you and goodnight.

Dont be stupid.

over used and old quote is over used and old

[Ippiki 0okami]

fashion zombie harlot

Hitori_Ookami-kun

fashion zombie harlot

alright.
that post i made above earlier that u guys got the lols from, she sent me a comment.


TuftyVampireQueen

Quote:

erm, im not pretending, im a PUREBLOOD. every TRU vampires kno tht PUREBLOODS and ONLY purebloods grow fangs.



of course sang and psy wouldnt because theyre not pureblood. i belong to a very high clan and am infact a queen. so plz, dont tell me wht i do and dont kno about mi own kind.

give me the thread *-*

its not a thread. she's commenting me

ooo this should be fun :3

[D_GREAT_DiNGo]

Hitori_Ookami-kun

Damaged_Dingo

Hitori_Ookami-kun

KoruStar

Mezon

Vampirism is likely a deprivation of iron in their bloodstream... but like everything else that idealists with excuses say are "genetic"-such as homosexuality, vampirism is a choice. Any person can get the same amount of iron from a supplement pill.

Homosexuality isn't a choice.

you

lie

for many its not a choice as far as homosexuality goes

.....see previous statment

have & we stick by it

[Pridey]

Psychic vampires pretty much cause others to feel totally, emotionally drained after interacting with them. They consume energy rather than blood and some people claim it is the secret to living forever.

[D_GREAT_DiNGo]

Pridey

Psychic vampires pretty much cause others to feel totally, emotionally drained after interacting with them. They consume energy rather than blood and some people claim it is the secret to living forever.

at one time ppl did but those ppl are beyond forgotten theyre not even remembered let alone forgotten long past dust, soil, & even salt

[Little Girls Have Guns]

oh man, it hink i offended the great queen...
this is what she wrote.

08/27/2008 6:44 pm

TuftyVampireQueen

im on here for maybe 15 mins a day. i have better things to do, leik take care of mi clan. yooh ppl dont kno s**t.



yooh obviously have no life, being on here all the time. im on here to chat with friends every once in a while.

this is what i wrote back.


haha okay then. with your clan.

sweetheart, don't even tlk to me about vampyres and knowing s**t. i know things you wouldn't dream of. and you wanna talk about important people in our race, you're lookin at one. but not because i sit there and say i am- because i get off my a** and do s**t for my kind. i'm not some bratty teen lookin' for a rise, i actually take charge and get active. so don't ********' talk to me about being important in the vamp community, sweetie. 'twould seem 'tis YOU that knoweth not s**t, kk?

[Surazal Dloc]

talk2hand Just talk2hand

(If I ever met a real vampire though, I'd so try to get he/she to sire me.)

[Little Girls Have Guns]

sweetie, we are real vampires. and we can't sire you- it doesn't work like that.

[Amarath the fallen angel]

Yeah...My case = Vampire soul stuck in a Human body... >< I still have the urge to drink blood though, plus the migranes from bright lights

Random Vampire Fact of the Day: Gackt from Malice Mizer, now a Solo artist/vocalist of S.k.i.n. claimes to be a Vampire born in 1540. He looks great for his age though.

[Amarath the fallen angel]

Twistedly Childish

oh man, it hink i offended the great queen...
this is what she wrote.

08/27/2008 6:44 pm

TuftyVampireQueen

im on here for maybe 15 mins a day. i have better things to do, leik take care of mi clan. yooh ppl dont kno s**t.



yooh obviously have no life, being on here all the time. im on here to chat with friends every once in a while.

this is what i wrote back.


haha okay then. with your clan.

sweetheart, don't even tlk to me about vampyres and knowing s**t. i know things you wouldn't dream of. and you wanna talk about important people in our race, you're lookin at one. but not because i sit there and say i am- because i get off my a** and do s**t for my kind. i'm not some bratty teen lookin' for a rise, i actually take charge and get active. so don't ********' talk to me about being important in the vamp community, sweetie. 'twould seem 'tis YOU that knoweth not s**t, kk?

*applauds* Well said, meh I'm a writer and I'm trying to clear up the stupid movie versions of our kind. I would do more but writing is the only talent I really have so yeah.

[Ippiki 0okami]

D_GREAT_DiNGo

Hitori_Ookami-kun

Damaged_Dingo

Hitori_Ookami-kun

KoruStar

Mezon

Vampirism is likely a deprivation of iron in their bloodstream... but like everything else that idealists with excuses say are "genetic"-such as homosexuality, vampirism is a choice. Any person can get the same amount of iron from a supplement pill.

Homosexuality isn't a choice.

you

lie

for many its not a choice as far as homosexuality goes

.....see previous statment

have & we stick by it

oh give me a break...all that is is a accuse. Show me the evidence.
and if what you said was in fact true, it is likely the human race would be in quite low numbers, correct? Not to mention the possiblity of dieing out. love is love, it has nothing too do about gentics. peh

and we're getting off subject, so stop posting things that are annoying :<

[Ippiki 0okami]

Amarath the fallen angel

Yeah...My case = Vampire soul stuck in a Human body... >< I still have the urge to drink blood though, plus the migranes from bright lights

Random Vampire Fact of the Day: Gackt from Malice Mizer, now a Solo artist/vocalist of S.k.i.n. claimes to be a Vampire born in 1540. He looks great for his age though.

read articles about him, its more of a stage show then anything (gackt). He bitches and moans if he gets interviewed when theres tooo much light and all that s**t razz .

no offence too you btw o;

[Ippiki 0okami]

Twistedly Childish

oh man, it hink i offended the great queen...
this is what she wrote.

08/27/2008 6:44 pm

TuftyVampireQueen

im on here for maybe 15 mins a day. i have better things to do, leik take care of mi clan. yooh ppl dont kno s**t.



yooh obviously have no life, being on here all the time. im on here to chat with friends every once in a while.

this is what i wrote back.


haha okay then. with your clan.

sweetheart, don't even tlk to me about vampyres and knowing s**t. i know things you wouldn't dream of. and you wanna talk about important people in our race, you're lookin at one. but not because i sit there and say i am- because i get off my a** and do s**t for my kind. i'm not some bratty teen lookin' for a rise, i actually take charge and get active. so don't ********' talk to me about being important in the vamp community, sweetie. 'twould seem 'tis YOU that knoweth not s**t, kk?

hahaha, good job.

[-0Damarus0-]

i posted a comment.. im not going to insult her.. im just going to let herself show how stupid she is