Okeedookey guys and girls
Lets bring Bram Stroker into this
If we take the legend of Dracula into this. Twilights Vampires ability to be in the sun
MAY
be plausible, But the Shinyskin? Thats just plain old ******** stupid.
Dracula, being the first vampire, was able to withstand the sun, His powers WERE stronger during the dark of course. Hollywood has blurred what vampires are now for years, slowly changing the Laws of the Vampire.
Vampires, Since Dracula, Were always smooth, Seductive, beings. Not pasty faced little wankers who think that they are all that. I mean ********, Edward Culeen is a ******** p***y. LOOK AT HIM! I reckon most the chicks I know could beat the living piss out of him, Even you Figs!
I could rant on and on about this drabble, but Im really not in the mood right now...I'll be Back twifags. ^_^