I've been watching Cartoon Network forever. I remember when the network was really just a place Turner dumped their collection of old MGM, Warner Bros., and Hanna-Barbera cartoons. And I loved it. Especially Toon Heads. Holy crap, who remembers Toon Heads? I was a wee child back then, but goddamn I loved me some trivia.
And then the Network decided to work on original cartoons. Who remembers "What a Cartoon!"? Who remembers that episode of Space Ghost Coast to Coast with the creators of Dexter's Lab, Powerpuff Girls, and Johnny Bravo? Who remembers the swimsuit competition? The image of Craig McCracken with the innertube and snorkel will never leave my mind.
Ahh, the Golden Age of Cartoon Network. Dexter's Lab and The Powerpuff Girls will forever be two of my top favorite cartoons. Around the time they introduced Toonami as well. Back then it was like a spinoff of Space Ghost with Moltar hosting. Then they retooled it with TOM as the host and it was the action block we all knew and loved. It turned me on to anime and I've never looked back. Did you cry for TOM during The Intruder? I did.
Time went on and I guess a lot of us got older and stopped watching for a while. Dexter, PPG, Johnny Bravo, and so many of the original Cartoon Cartoons finally died and we were left with reruns for the longest time. Toonami was still running strong and soon they introduced [adult swim].
Toonami's popularity waned and got shafted to Saturday nights. It's not so bad, they tried to replace it with Miguzi. And hey, we had Teen Titans and Foster's Home!
What happened? All of that is gone now. Well, except [adult swim]. There's no Toonami anymore, not even Miguzi is left standing. The only Cartoon Cartoons left are Chowder and Flapjack and from what I've read from Greenblatt's blog, Chowder's already been cancelled. Now we have these teen oriented Canadian toons which while not bad, aren't that great either.
And the worst offender?
CN REAL
It boggles the mind, really. It's called CARTOON NETWORK for a reason! It's in the damn title! From what I see it's like Cartoon Network is trying to become like Disney and Nickelodeon. LIKE WE NEED MORE OF THAT CRAP. Did they not learn their lesson from "Out of Jimmy's Head?!"
I will say that Destroy Build Destroy and BrainRush are pretty entertaining, though. I just hope the other shows will putter out of existence. Maybe Cartoon Network will realize they need more original cartoons.
And a final note: I think... I think [adult swim] killed he network. Not the block itself, however. I'm sure you remember the Boston Bomb Scare. In 2007 there was a guerrilla marketing campaign for the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters which involved the placing of little LED images of the Mooninites placed in various locations in several cities across the US. Because of that entire fiasco the then current head of Cartoon Network resigned. One and a half years later, CN Real. Dwell on that.