Random Anime Quotes

[Irian Shin]

"Is that worth the 20 dollars and the donuts that you gave me?!" ~Thumbs up!~

-Vash, Trigun

[Aids are BOP]

"I'm not your boyfriend!" - Chowder
"Adventure!" - Flapjack
"I'm ready!" - Sponge Bob

[Ericka Faoulty]

"I didn't lose, I was semi-victorious!!" - Tomo, from Azumanga Daioh.

[kitsune raver firefly]

*STARES* "CHIBI" - rozen maiden
" if you want a snack you'll surrender PEACEFULLY!!" - rozen maiden
" *subbed* I'AM ALIVED!!!!..... desu " - rozen maiden
''

[Koichi Saitou]

"They say cherry blossoms fall at 5cm per second..." -Akari Shinohara

[Hana Maehata]

"But that would make Kira cheap and uncool! And that's just not groovy!"
"Are you suggesting Kira is groovy!?"
"No! Not at all sir!"

[Lunaria Hallow]

"If you keep running around and around, and around and around, and around like that you'll turn into butter!"
Ryuichi Sakuma from Gravitation

[Ebbing Lullaby]

from a bleach parody: daddy's on the phone, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Verdict-Guilty]

"Love and PEACE!"
Vash the Stampede.

[Chars Gyan]

From Death Note:"I'll Take a potatoe chip, AND EAT IT

[Le Rey Za Burrel]

LITHIUM REBORN

Gintoki & Zura are prettier than you.....

{ Win.


Also, anything Kamina says. }

......and Elizabeth too <33
{ The AMC's Official Gintoki Fanwhore & Miss Gintoki
Leeron in AMC's Dai Gurren Dan!}

"What's in the past is in the past,and no one knows what the future holds...

AGREED.

......All you can do is wait and hope for tomorrow."
-Rey Za Burrel.

[Legend_Is_Reborn]

If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership.

If you are hearing voices, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press. No one will answer anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound button until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names.

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 911.

If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, please try you call again in a few minutes.

If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our representatives are busy.

-any truely awesome anime parody on youtube

[InnactiveHackedAccount]

"I'll stalk and freeze you all."
-Mizore Shirayuki

[Tinfoil Paoupou]

"ONLY BOOKMAN CAN TALK ABOUT BOOKMAN!" -Flying kick to Lavi's head-
- Bookman, D.Gray-Man

[numerrik]

"i'm a honey bee, and honey bees have stingers..." <insert strap on scene here>

-Strawberry panic!