My Beef With Twilight

What did you think about the series?

Liked it	8.3%	[ 3 ]
Disliked it	36.1%	[ 13 ]
Okay, but needs work	22.2%	[ 8 ]
Don't really give a flying fig newton	33.3%	[ 12 ]
Total Votes:			[ 36 ]

[Noctorno]

Imperatrix Xoco

I get that you hate Twilight. Hell, me and anyone with a speck of common sense agrees with you. But, come on, the series is over. Smeyer won't give up the drama of the Midnight Sun leak by finishing the thing and publishing it, and there isn't much news on the horizon beyond vague hintings that she's even going to write anything else.

There's nothing new to whine about with those books. Us antis are getting repetitive as anything, and, frankly, it's about as annoying as the fans raving over Smeyer and sparkles. Your complaints about the series are nothing new. They've all been addressed over and over on the anti-Twilight thread on this board, and on other sites (i.e. Twilight Sucks, the Anti-Twilight Lexicon, Black Pawn Movement, Dazzle Me This, etc.). Playing it up doesn't really add to the discussion, nor does it help lower the number of threads about Twilight in the Books forum. It's just old. It's dull. It comes off as your inability to move on, rather than your opinion about an honestly terrible series.

Next time, try just posting stuff like this in the main anti-Twilight thread instead of making this new one, alright? Follows forum rules and leaves people less annoyed. It's a win-win. ;]

To be frank, I do not hate the book...I just thought it was poorly written. This forum was meant solely for critiquing as opposed to the bashing. Somewhere along the way, I think it started to become more of a hate group as opposed to what I intended. Also, did you forget to read my little note at the beginning? The one in red? Try reading it.

[Faralanite]

Hmm.

You have a very good point there.

But the fans are just getting to me. there EVERYWHERE. I feel surrounded. And when I have friends that have a love for classic literature lke myself suddenly go to the 'dark side' I feel betrayed.

[Shadow Essance]

God, its so sickening how fangirls ruined twilight and the movie only made it worse, i probably wont even finish the series beacuse of how fruity and gay it has become. The only reason why i even bother byuing the movie is to rub it on my cousins face that i have it and she dosent. not to mention the acting in the movie was horrible rob pattinson should have died just like his role as cedric diggory in harry potter and the goblet of fire (which by the way i love that series, GO HARRY!!!!!!!!!), taylor (jacob) so have reamined as sharkboy from sharkboy and lavagirld and kept sucking fish d**k, and kristen stewart should have stayed as a talentless nobody.

[Shadow Essance]

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moka_cat

RenkonNairu

Noctorno

Oh god, a friend sent me this and I had a few chuckles from it.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071101222212AATlY76

Oh God! gonk So when they ejaculate, they ejaculate blood! *barf*!

All of the answers are different because each person has read different vampire books with different mythology. Some vampires just can't have sex period.

Some can't have sex! Man, that sucks!

actually theres a mythological fact saying that sucking blood is a vampire's way to have sex which explaines why its is so hard for them to stop because they are actually really horny creatures

[Noctorno]

Shadow Essance

Noctorno

moka_cat

RenkonNairu

Noctorno

Oh god, a friend sent me this and I had a few chuckles from it.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071101222212AATlY76

Oh God! gonk So when they ejaculate, they ejaculate blood! *barf*!

All of the answers are different because each person has read different vampire books with different mythology. Some vampires just can't have sex period.

Some can't have sex! Man, that sucks!

actually theres a mythological fact saying that sucking blood is a vampire's way to have sex which explaines why its is so hard for them to stop because they are actually really horny creatures

LMAO