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Jacob.
Look, I'm not going to lie. I've never read the book, only online, satirical synopsis of the books, but I think that Jacob, from what I understand, is the much better character simply because he doesn't beat Bella about and doesn't treat her like crap. Though, his weird obsession for her child does make him seem a bit less attractive, but Edward is just a creep that controls her emotionally, and seems to be truly abusive.
Best way to hide your dysfunctional love for shitty literature like a guilty pleasure; claim you only know about it because you read a satirical synopsis of it.
Brilliant!
Haha, think what you want, but I've read only the first chapter of the first book. I just couldn't handle the trite nature of the writing and put it down and never looked at it again.
I was dragged to the second movie because a female friend of mine thought that it'd be fun... But really, the story was pretty terrible on screen too, and I laughed in some inappropriate places earning a lot of nasty glares and shushes. The only good thing was the visuals of fight scenes and most of the wolves, not the black one.
Most of the information I got has been from online mock story lines.
Everyone in the theater when I was New Moon was laughing throughout. The angst in the books and movies is funny because its angsty and a little unbelievable.
Yes, the writting in her books is angsty and mary-sue but if you ignore the quality in the writting, the story isn't that bad. It's rather sweet and left me with a happy feeling when I finished the series.
I like Edward, because he's perfect. He's strong, he's fast, he cares about making Bella happy and protecting her from the dangers of his world, and he's emotionally torn over what he is - he's ashamed of it.
I don't like Jacob because he's pinening over another man's girl. He's knows that shes emotionally unavailable and goes for her anyway.