Anti-Twilight

[Tunaep Elbaroda]

Seriously, who likes Twilight? It's freaking retarded. Vampires DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT, sparkle in the sunlight. Maybe gay vampires do because they wear glitter pants. Get over yourself you Twilight-Loving freaks.

[Ariisu-sama]

I so agree.

[xxaaxx23]

oh yea, i absolutly agree. Instead of the look at me i sparkle because im a crack baby stuff, he should go burning_eyes

[Yuki Walker]

Thank you I don't know how long I have been saying this. . .

[vonnsilva]

Thank you. I read the first chapter of the first book and it made me want to put my head under a freaking lawn mower. The writing was that bad. And the narrator was too boring to be the narrator for an entire book. She had nothing interesting or intelligent to say. I kept reading because I thought it might get better. It didn't.

[hotbabayy]

Uhmmm duhh! i love twilight

[Julkliusard]

To Whom It May Concern,

"I Throw A Rock, Blindly, Into A Pig Pen, And The Screaming Pig Is Him I hit"

Badically saying I love vampires but can't stand BS emo flicks!! A vampire may wanna "lay with" (not sure if I can curse here or not) a human, but doesn't mean he'll protect her like she's going to survive with him for eternity! I watched the 1st one because it was about modern vampires, but I almost didn't finish it and don't dare poison myself by watching another!! A vamprie likes to fight n hunt, not protect his food! Yea, she's cute, but not the sexiest!! Him loving food... might as well called this movie American Vampire Pie, and insetad of apple pie, it's that crack whore bytch, lmao!! Let a sexy chick like me, n I like her, n she stops a car with her palm, runs faster than i can blink, n says she ONLY wants a kiss, when she has fangs n can't control herself when she sees blood... HELL No, lol! whomever wrote that book was a horny bytch who football players gangbanged in HS cause of a bet, and she probably started cutting when she fell in love with a homeless man who only had 2 teeth. 2012, you'll hear of a book/movie called "Bloody SODA" and you'll see a REAL Vampire Story!!

[Sketch240]

YES! finally!

[Tunaep Elbaroda]

Yes.

[Rona055]

It's not a good story and I still don't understand it at all. How can they even claim to be vampires?

[Chunkzilla]

never seen it, but i heard it was bad. The Lost Boys FTW!

[faerieporphura]

the book was garbage. the whole thing was bella going, "I'm clumsy. I love Edward. Edward is hot. OMG! edward's afraid of me. Edward is dangerous, but i love him to much to care. Edward might eat me, but that's okay because he's hot. I"m an idiot. I love Edward. Look at how hot edward is. Edward sparkles. Edward's hot. oh no, this vampire James is out to get me, but it's alright because Edward is hot."

[sloan Hurts]

twilight is ******** gay!!!

[robin_hitomi_98]

Julkliusard

To Whom It May Concern,

"I Throw A Rock, Blindly, Into A Pig Pen, And The Screaming Pig Is Him I hit"

Badically saying I love vampires but can't stand BS emo flicks!! A vampire may wanna "lay with" (not sure if I can curse here or not) a human, but doesn't mean he'll protect her like she's going to survive with him for eternity! I watched the 1st one because it was about modern vampires, but I almost didn't finish it and don't dare poison myself by watching another!! A vamprie likes to fight n hunt, not protect his food! Yea, she's cute, but not the sexiest!! Him loving food... might as well called this movie American Vampire Pie, and insetad of apple pie, it's that crack whore bytch, lmao!! Let a sexy chick like me, n I like her, n she stops a car with her palm, runs faster than i can blink, n says she ONLY wants a kiss, when she has fangs n can't control herself when she sees blood... HELL No, lol! whomever wrote that book was a horny bytch who football players gangbanged in HS cause of a bet, and she probably started cutting when she fell in love with a homeless man who only had 2 teeth. 2012, you'll hear of a book/movie called "Bloody SODA" and you'll see a REAL Vampire Story!!

THANK YOU. It's also ridiculous how this crap she wrote got famous writing this middle school emo crap. She even admitted that the books she wrote were about a DREAM that she had about a guy named Edward. This whole thing is her sick stalkery fantasy that she's unleashed on this world and it's total bull. This isn't a good influence on young girls today. They'll all be thinking, "Oh I need to find a guy who acts like he doesn't like me and climbs in my bedroom window and watches me sleep at night and then we'll live happily ever after." I HATE HATE HATE HATE Twilight.