Hidden Candy
Why do your thongs hurt you? They certainly shouldn't. Maybe you've bought a size too small! Also, your boyshorts shouldn't ride up.... Again, size. I am not saying you don't know your own body, but hey! Next time, go a size up.
Thongs hurt when you're active... its hard to wrestle with a string up your a**, js.
And when I go up a size the front gets baggy...
As for everyone else... I've never seen any of those stores, and I've been to every mall within fifty miles of my house...
And those hipster thongs look awful, half the a** is hanging out.