I smoke weed and s**t,
I blow trees and s**t,
chewing on coca leaves and s**t,
s**t
And I'm rolling the fattest spliffs, at the crib,
I done started and I can't just quit,
it's cancerous,
but not really, that's the nicotine silly,
I just got in me,
shortening my life like I'm goin' on fifty,
oh s**t!
Oh well, I'm livin' it up like post bail,
'cause I got no cell, just a ********' motel,
with coke sales and smoke trails,
filling the room, I'm popping pills too,
'til I'm a zombie, kill you,
oxycontin, got me noddin',
causing problems, falling often,
caught me poppin', on the bottom,
of the bottle, someone oughta',
really come and wake me up,
I'm making dollars but creating followers
that I don't want, call 'em friends, but they're just more drugs to do,
******** you,
I am the greatest, okay maybe not,
I am the worst, okay maybe not,
I'm somewhere in the middle, taking shots,
I don't even like rap I'm just TAKING SHOTS,
taking shots, TAKING SHOTS,
don't you ******** hate it,
when another rapper rhymes the same words twice,
but adds a lot more emphasis the second time,
yeah me too,
YEAH ME TOO,
but I do it too,
so I do it TWO,
so I guess that makes two of us,
damn, I think I'm losin' it,
when did I get so off, track,
oh well, I'm about to cough, hack,
up my ********' lungs or some s**t,
but it is what you think, don't make assumptions,
or some s**t, I'll never lose my gumption,
I'm ********' past tired,
so I'm slowin' down my flow like a ********' flat tire,
flat tire swag, that's my tag,
follow me on Twitter,
then call me a ******,
out