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damn i've been gone for to long looks like shits been getting real
lol you know we be internet thugs xDDDD But this the battle thread so we have to make comebacks just for the ******** of it.You can go to the CYPHER thread to talk about yourself cause thier's no battling allowed thier :O

i've spit in both before im not new to these this at all hence the whole "i've been gone for to to long" part, but things have changed not many use to battle here
BloodLustSage
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BloodLustSage
damn i've been gone for to long looks like shits been getting real
lol you know we be internet thugs xDDDD But this the battle thread so we have to make comebacks just for the ******** of it.You can go to the CYPHER thread to talk about yourself cause thier's no battling allowed thier :O

i've spit in both before im not new to these this at all hence the whole "i've been gone for to to long" part, but things have changed not many use to battle here
yeah this place is kinda deserted...
Ah snap, an OFFICIAL FreeFlow? Ill, Imma have to drop something......


Yo,
Finally up in effect...
we have an official place to rock the text...
so Imma start practicing sets, no more gettin tipsy...
off infinite smilies and the thread getting lost...
Cuz this ones a sticky...
delivering the Holocaust, when Thunder Foot starts to Flex...
so verbally rich, my words bring crack addicts outta debt...
and thats not a boast...
I'm chillin out on the Left Coast...
where sets get smashed on, by cats known who rep most...
and a toast to Caz and Kim for holdin it down...
yall can consider this a formatted pound...
without sound, thumbs down to cats that Slept on me...
cuz I'm an adept Emcee, with a bit of shrouded mystery...
and physically known to drop Thunder in a single kick...
thats why I'm Thunder Foot,
Stratus clouds rumble whenever I spit...
Something My Bro Wrote
Shamiquee Bestiee
Ah snap, an OFFICIAL FreeFlow? Ill, Imma have to drop something......


Yo,
Finally up in effect...
we have an official place to rock the text...
so Imma start practicing sets, no more gettin tipsy...
off infinite smilies and the thread getting lost...
Cuz this ones a sticky...
delivering the Holocaust, when Thunder Foot starts to Flex...
so verbally rich, my words bring crack addicts outta debt...
and thats not a boast...
I'm chillin out on the Left Coast...
where sets get smashed on, by cats known who rep most...
and a toast to Caz and Kim for holdin it down...
yall can consider this a formatted pound...
without sound, thumbs down to cats that Slept on me...
cuz I'm an adept Emcee, with a bit of shrouded mystery...
and physically known to drop Thunder in a single kick...
thats why I'm Thunder Foot,
Stratus clouds rumble whenever I spit...
Something My Bro Wrote

So let me get this straight.you came over here to spit something your bro wrote?Its not even your own rap! xD now im gonna have to roast both of ya'll...

Yo...
Okay this has to be a joke.are you practicing a choke?
You'll get slashed beneath your throat just from my savage beasty flow,
this is sad to see ya know you better grab your freakin bro,
because he'll have to see a pope i'll have him battling for hope,
This is finally in effect?we've been kicking rears for many years!
My lines will be the best so let me spit it near your shitty ears,
I get those never ending cheers...you're in your bedroom dripping tears,
i've never roasted ANY queers.its fitting:im beginning here,
you dont get any claps and daps cause...thats for winners,
and I know you roast the cats you smash cause...thats yur dinner,
you battle rap on your Iphone,good thing there's an app for quitters,
you're nasty rat in winter:I'M A SAVAGE MASTER SPLINTER,
i am the one to behold,i'll have you running to home,
you're just a punk that i own,my rhymes are crushing your dome,
and with that hooligan trash,you cant confront me alone,
this is the good and the bad:so call me SUMMONING TOME,(look that up in the marketplace)
straight from the get-go you couldnt win this fresh roast fight,
you're like a pet hoe,i'll pump you like its techno night,
delete your next post,cause my response will wreck yo life,
stay on the LEFT coast,until you get your best flow RIGHT.

eat it smile
pull of the lock
get from the truck
when I go off it's all a blur
pull out the onslaught like the punisher
get set get ready to run
The priest is gonna have some fun
place looks like a slaughterhouse
your clothes are doused
don't try to hide cuz' you'll still be found
Shamiquee Bestiee
pull of the lock
get from the truck
when I go off it's all a blur
pull out the onslaught like the punisher
get set get ready to run
The priest is gonna have some fun
place looks like a slaughterhouse
your clothes are doused
don't try to hide cuz' you'll still be found

what the hell was this?do you know what thread you're in?cause here,we dont like garbage...

you need help.here,i'll give you a very simple rebuttle...

Okay your rhyme scheme's bad and you wont like me mad,
get from the truck?YOU'RE the one driving the ice cream van,
you're spittin' ti-ny trash,you think your lines seem rad?
i am a MONSTER,your bros one those chai tea fags,
yo,You say the priest will have some fun?he's prayin' cause your a** is done,
You're garbage you get claps from none,I think i'll dump the trash for once,
You dont know who your talkin' to,I'll serve you chopped like sandwich lunch,
I don't know why i'm droppin' two.you couldn't even handle ONE,
I'll have you runnin' to your girls sayin' "go get 'em guys",
You'll wish your momma never let me put this bone in her thighs,
I told you flow BETTER RHYMES,not four letter lines,
so sit back as i make explosions inside your whole enterprise,

step your bars up.
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You dipshit plagiarists I'm more dangerous than when an emo kid slits their wrists,
and blames it on your hip-hop s**t.
I'm Tyler, The Creator meets the masturbator, I'm a ******** eradicator, more furious than Alex the Greater.
I'm a vision, and my vision is scary,
and yes it's very necessary for me to ******** you like missionary, or a dirty secretary or like gay boys do in the military with my superb literary - skills, ******** bills, I plan to be makin' the mills, giving them critics some chills, sick thrills. I feel something, just so deep. It's hurt my head when I try to sleep....
Probably because I don't sleep, I'm too weak, too addicted, ********' afflicted;
Depicted to be constricted and convicted, my rhymes restricted, mouth-block like Hannibal,
Carnivorous ********' animal. I'm a demon in teen clothing, you're more like danimals.
******** soft a** punk. You're bunk, rhymes are junk; go find a monk.
Or someone to pray to, before I slay you. Doc Holiday of rap, I don't obey, I'll snap the s**t outta
ya vertebrae...
Yeah I'll work with you for free, no compensation, my motivation is my obligation to commit your assassination. No cooperation needed, no application, I'll murder the population like Hitler's concentration. Except, I'll attack a whole demographic, it'll be graphic on my methods to clear traffic...
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Pos-Vibe Emanator, ACTIVATE... Relax a bit.
We can afford to be peaceful AND passionate.
I recon the reflection in the pool of thought alarms you
Worry not. Your inner thoughts are also art to
Examine. Productive means to make machines produce in
The worst conditions like engines running on two cents;
Live well, travel light, work smart and want less.
All within the workings of the world. Don't stress.

My - Pen - Men - Ship Has the strength of ten men's grip.
X amount of pounds cannot expound upon the damage
It can cause to rend tides and rip shores from certainty.
And I live on the Writer's Block, not close to Currency.
I'm mystified as to why this fact is so electric,
Shocked that that I can write. It should be expected
If I'm given bouts of hesitancy just to reconsider
What words this Smith litters within his little scriptures...

(today's capcha: know the ropes)
IM IN THE TRAP HUSTLING GOTTA GET THE DOUGH
PEOPLE HATING ON ME CAUSE THEY CANT MATCH MY FLOW
EATING RAPPERS ALL DAY BRO IT AINT NO THING
RIDING FOR THE SET BUT A NIQQA DONT BANG
SOMETHING LIKE NIKE CAUSE IMA JUST DO IT
NIQQA SO WET LIKE I STAY WITH SOME FLUID
GOT A BAD CHICK YEAH YOU KNOW SHE GONNA RIDE
I PULL ALONG SIDE TAKEN OFF LIKE A KITE
I GOTTA DO MY OWN THANG,THESE BARS THAT IM SPITTING
LET YOU KNOW THAT WHEN YOU SEE ME YOU CANT BE DISSING
COME UP MISSING SOMETHING LIKE NATALEE HOLLAWAY
CATCH YOU TALKING ISH SENDING SOME HOLLOWS TO YOUR BRAIN
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_SwagginOnYourGF
IM IN THE TRAP HUSTLING GOTTA GET THE DOUGH
PEOPLE HATING ON ME CAUSE THEY CANT MATCH MY FLOW
EATING RAPPERS ALL DAY BRO IT AINT NO THING
RIDING FOR THE SET BUT A NIQQA DONT BANG
SOMETHING LIKE NIKE CAUSE IMA JUST DO IT
NIQQA SO WET LIKE I STAY WITH SOME FLUID
GOT A BAD CHICK YEAH YOU KNOW SHE GONNA RIDE
I PULL ALONG SIDE TAKEN OFF LIKE A KITE
I GOTTA DO MY OWN THANG,THESE BARS THAT IM SPITTING
LET YOU KNOW THAT WHEN YOU SEE ME YOU CANT BE DISSING
COME UP MISSING SOMETHING LIKE NATALEE HOLLAWAY
CATCH YOU TALKING ISH SENDING SOME HOLLOWS TO YOUR BRAIN


Look, I know you think you're some kind of raging intellectual,
But your flows are like your d**k; weak and ineffectual.
The only thing you spit is sperm from transsexuals,
You remind me of South, as in you're One Direction;
Correction, you're just a f**, there's no objection
'cause your dad's d**k and your a** made quite the connection.
Perfection, my flows a chemical detection.
I could kill the population of Bedstone, smithing blades with a whetstone,
The only time your name is hard is if it's on a headstone.
So listen f*****t, I bet you're wet like fluid,
just like Natalee, you're both probably found up in sewage.
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The Laziest Czar
Vladimir Nosiano
This b***h went from, hibernate, spit a few bars
in Pellican Bay, to ******** Hornet's Nest State
WIDE OPEN, bring ya Stingers, N.W.O.wack
wieners who wanna battle in arenas
be the king of, YOUR DOMAIN, never jerk
around with small willies, just put the
Jergens DOWN! I be a nervous clown
with the buffet tray, bacon smiles of
dead emcees, you see me
was said I 'Post ta Shred they Wheat
from they head to they feet, hearts
bled to 'ery beat, them good eats
tasty, mash potato grave thee...oh baby(hehe!)
then take condoms from mommas
safety first, my wit bent in the shape of
a phuckin hearse...so I could birth new ideas
kill with the stroke of my curse, it's a
curse when rappers curse when I BURST
like OH s**t! got 'em reaching for they
notebooks, OH 'BIS!?! Poet Laureate
heh, right....hip hop full of cartoon
********, Hentai, I'd take they styles, make
it sicker, good golly, like Loli...or Vore
you'll get swallowed then I'll chainsaw my gut
throw up... bust me a nut, show my butt
call it horrorcore...holla, 'Fore anybody
try to get at me for knowing s**t... on the internet
a long time....been exposed to it
if I up and make you laugh, don't
have to say that, ain't your ********
Homie, I don''t play that... I heard you
got an album out, I'm like the 8track
ain't no ******** Apple
I don't play that...had a friend told me
floor was lava, I said okay Jack...
body-slammed that b***h offa the couch
'cause I don't play that...


twisted

C-Czar, I kill whack rappers and blame the voices,
Beatin' me is like being in a rape with some choices; impossible.
To me what's very possible, to you is just improbable.
I'm responsible, for being remarkable with puttin' shots in an abdominal.
I'm anatomical with an atomic, my raps are super sonic, you got rep?
You ought to be a comic. You rising in the game was like Bush with our economics.
I'll hit ya' like groundballs, this verse is your downfall, I run the game, you just run into brick-walls.
Czar is the truth, y'know I'm aloof when I'm raising this roof, s**t, I'm the proof - just like Deshaun Holton. I'll slit ya' ********' throat worse than Ron Goldman.

I'm the voice of my youth, inside of the booth; you needa call a truce before I knock out your tooth.
My b***h is a Babe like Ruth, I pull drive-bys in a ********' Mini Coup.
And to kill me, you need a group, loaded with automatics and backup by military troops in camo with cocked and loaded ammo. s**t, ******** it I'm through, there can only be one Russian rapper homeboy, and it ain't you.


The big Vlad Laxative is back, you tissue take issue
with the fact...I'm the reason you closer to a**
the Deadliest wild cat, hissing, playing with his Catch
hope you aint got the crabs, I'm throwing them playful jabs
Domo-cunning, Mr. Roboto is getting rolled
know I'm sonning...dented 'mater cans fasho'
Why so mechanical? Big Mouth Billy Bass s**t
I so organic, you can't stand it so you come with plastic
barcalounger rhymes, I'll count the times you spit that
Czar-bie dreamhouse, I'm toying with your mind, slime
call you Kennith Kaniff, because I see you clowning
you see me in your city, I.C.P. when I look down and
"live he be" the reaction from your wifey, C.
Aye loosen up cuz, or Vladi's D. will see how tight she be
(translate) that's your life, it'll get ******** harder than Bangbros'
hoes, no I ain't Ramon, hold dude
I be the shaft he use in every shoot
you...annoying a** behind the camera, shut up! Shuu!!!
don't talk, let pros do what they do
yeah they do it for true, ain't no one watching for you
get the itch to ascend against the pitch,swing at me
play ball, hand you de-cleat over a TummiScratch beat.

♫"Cavitites....with all this chocolate in your mouuuuuuuuuttthhh...."♫

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@Laziest Czar You thought you was hard but your flow is unoriginal
my rhymes are indisputalbe your sht is high refutable
take more time to innovate never do i hesitate cultivate your raps cause i can tell
your undeveloped like a fetus in embryo thought you was hard but you soft like neo
better yet cee-lo perpetually vexed im sharper then an axe deadly like anthrax im the s**t no lax
your disentigrated something like smithareens only in your dreams will you win a battle against
me.. your just perpetratror indolent procrastinator im the the terminiator getting paper your just
a hater...so bye see you later you aint even on my level killed yo a** once you in hell im the devil... you call yoself a czar but what is that to a god your a riduculed pitiful cyniical political.
Finally this place is alive.kind of xD.who wants to spit one at me?im down for some battling...
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Vladimir Nosiano
The Laziest Czar
Vladimir Nosiano
This b***h went from, hibernate, spit a few bars
in Pellican Bay, to ******** Hornet's Nest State
WIDE OPEN, bring ya Stingers, N.W.O.wack
wieners who wanna battle in arenas
be the king of, YOUR DOMAIN, never jerk
around with small willies, just put the
Jergens DOWN! I be a nervous clown
with the buffet tray, bacon smiles of
dead emcees, you see me
was said I 'Post ta Shred they Wheat
from they head to they feet, hearts
bled to 'ery beat, them good eats
tasty, mash potato grave thee...oh baby(hehe!)
then take condoms from mommas
safety first, my wit bent in the shape of
a phuckin hearse...so I could birth new ideas
kill with the stroke of my curse, it's a
curse when rappers curse when I BURST
like OH s**t! got 'em reaching for they
notebooks, OH 'BIS!?! Poet Laureate
heh, right....hip hop full of cartoon
********, Hentai, I'd take they styles, make
it sicker, good golly, like Loli...or Vore
you'll get swallowed then I'll chainsaw my gut
throw up... bust me a nut, show my butt
call it horrorcore...holla, 'Fore anybody
try to get at me for knowing s**t... on the internet
a long time....been exposed to it
if I up and make you laugh, don't
have to say that, ain't your ********
Homie, I don''t play that... I heard you
got an album out, I'm like the 8track
ain't no ******** Apple
I don't play that...had a friend told me
floor was lava, I said okay Jack...
body-slammed that b***h offa the couch
'cause I don't play that...


twisted

C-Czar, I kill whack rappers and blame the voices,
Beatin' me is like being in a rape with some choices; impossible.
To me what's very possible, to you is just improbable.
I'm responsible, for being remarkable with puttin' shots in an abdominal.
I'm anatomical with an atomic, my raps are super sonic, you got rep?
You ought to be a comic. You rising in the game was like Bush with our economics.
I'll hit ya' like groundballs, this verse is your downfall, I run the game, you just run into brick-walls.
Czar is the truth, y'know I'm aloof when I'm raising this roof, s**t, I'm the proof - just like Deshaun Holton. I'll slit ya' ********' throat worse than Ron Goldman.

I'm the voice of my youth, inside of the booth; you needa call a truce before I knock out your tooth.
My b***h is a Babe like Ruth, I pull drive-bys in a ********' Mini Coup.
And to kill me, you need a group, loaded with automatics and backup by military troops in camo with cocked and loaded ammo. s**t, ******** it I'm through, there can only be one Russian rapper homeboy, and it ain't you.


The big Vlad Laxative is back, you tissue take issue
with the fact...I'm the reason you closer to a**
the Deadliest wild cat, hissing, playing with his Catch
hope you aint got the crabs, I'm throwing them playful jabs
Domo-cunning, Mr. Roboto is getting rolled
know I'm sonning...dented 'mater cans fasho'
Why so mechanical? Big Mouth Billy Bass s**t
I so organic, you can't stand it so you come with plastic
barcalounger rhymes, I'll count the times you spit that
Czar-bie dreamhouse, I'm toying with your mind, slime
call you Kennith Kaniff, because I see you clowning
you see me in your city, I.C.P. when I look down and
"live he be" the reaction from your wifey, C.
Aye loosen up cuz, or Vladi's D. will see how tight she be
(translate) that's your life, it'll get ******** harder than Bangbros'
hoes, no I ain't Ramon, hold dude
I be the shaft he use in every shoot
you...annoying a** behind the camera, shut up! Shuu!!!
don't talk, let pros do what they do
yeah they do it for true, ain't no one watching for you
get the itch to ascend against the pitch,swing at me
play ball, hand you de-cleat over a TummiScratch beat.

♫"Cavitites....with all this chocolate in your mouuuuuuuuuttthhh...."♫

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Once again your s**t doesn't rhyme, so I guess I'll do the ban,
Vlad; I'm here to give you life lessons and plans,
When you rhyme around me you look like less of a man.
You rap about sex, f*****t you ain't ********' with no real pro,
You winnin' this don't make sense like a dyke usin' a d***o.
I'm suspenseful with or without a pencil, you rap more about d**k
than artists use a stencil.
You hard as a feather, I'm tougher than animal leather; put it together.
You rock bros, I rock hoes.
You get gang-banged like the one oxygen atom in Oxane;
So don't even answer back like the Real Roxanne.
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@Laziest Czar You thought you was hard but your flow is unoriginal
my rhymes are indisputalbe your sht is high refutable
take more time to innovate never do i hesitate cultivate your raps cause i can tell
your undeveloped like a fetus in embryo thought you was hard but you soft like neo
better yet cee-lo perpetually vexed im sharper then an axe deadly like anthrax im the s**t no lax
your disentigrated something like smithareens only in your dreams will you win a battle against
me.. your just perpetratror indolent procrastinator im the the terminiator getting paper your just
a hater...so bye see you later you aint even on my level killed yo a** once you in hell im the devil... you call yoself a czar but what is that to a god your a riduculed pitiful cyniical political.

Refutable? Your raps aren't even computable,
You misspell 90 percent of your s**t.
In fact I'm sure 90 percent of it's bit,
You oughta quit, your multis just make it worse;
Maybe I'll reverse the universe so you can have another chance to type your verse.
You call yourself a God, that's a funny facade.
It's odd, most guys like you are just lovin' the rod.
And honestly you think you're dope, stop smokin' the rock,
Pray to a God,
being on your knees is for more than just smokin' a c**k.

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