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Invisible Humorist

The bell rang, i sprang for the ball like an orangutan
swinging through the trees for safety cause hunters came.
Rushed in with the ball and spun, n***a felt like D Wade.
Hands in my face, but avoided it with an unorthodox shooting lane.
Ball rolled along the rim, REBOUND, tall n***a starts the play
Creates a cyclone, pulls back for the jumper, but the ball gets rim.
ball in the air, so i jumped like Mr. Chan, landed on the curb
and my foot is screaming tear

Now sitting on the couch, my foot in a bad spot
rubbing icy hot, hospital? not, temperature starting to rock
******** Shaq teasing me with commercials of his shoulder torn
and i'm alone, great chance to watch some porn

(these two days, my foot hurt like an emotional b***h)
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Newbie Noob

yo
i seen you in public
submitting to double mint
subscribing to lies publicized by my government
but i know what the trouble is
strictly for the love of this
muck, christmas is dismissed for this color script

or was it a dream i never know nowadays
but i sleep on thin ice between power plays
understand that i get an hourly wage
just enough to afford a shower a day

the pay is crap
the food is garbage
but its edible
so i chase it down with flows from the electrical
CIRCUIT. currently dispersing unintelligible
relics out of the attic as rapid as automatics

i'm a rap addict, back at it like bad habits.
gravity couldn't get me to drop'em if its grab has it.
so i take it back home like spirituals and hoodoo magic
shuffle my deck and get back at a hack's practice.
in your head you're ahead of the game
a blinded hipster on crack, meth and cocaine
rap about cash, sex and the fame
do it for the cash, sex and the fame
like arrows in heads instead of a rave
repent or lie mad with sadness engraved
liquified red feel the wrath of my pain
oh damn bro that was rather insane!


Nuff Said.
Eoos
2TPO's avatar

Dapper Dabbler

FOR ALL MY PEOPLE GETTING PAPER WHO PLAY WITH THE LAYER OF OZONE,
MOTHER NATURE ASKS OF YA TO LEAVE'ER ALONE!

bump. bump. TICK. dead silence-quiet. TICK
"Open up punk!" tick "My supply is in a pinch"
ba-bump bump. TICK. *cough*pause* TICK.
bump-bump-bump. TICK...Tick...tick...

Many rumors have it, whatyou'vebeen boomin in your jeep
Isn't for...humans to keep to memory... so I'm consuming a beat
Swifter than a villain with the kung fu grip
From the lost ark! (well I might've just messed up on that part)
Tart for the taste, I'm barred from the pace of artistry
Since the yard will be missing a brother like moi, bargaining
His way back through time with a lava lamp lit
And a grilled cheese iron that makes a great sandwich.
Need a point to this script? Chose a finger. I'll oblige.
Just allowmetoleave it visible so that I can supervise
Direction. Getting. Down to a sound
Is the way the toilet toils. Counterclockwise. Last round!
From a 1-2 set up with a swift upper cut...
Cuts the air clearly across a temple. There's the riddle.
Check me sideways? I'll have you walking crooked
Like the ONLY brother here that spells this word wrong; stuped...
I'm gonna go so mutha ******** hard
I'm gonna show this b***h
Who's really in charge.
I'm ******** with the rich, I'm ******** with the large.
But by the end they'll all be playing my card.
You gonna lay there forever?
'cause we can make it together.
They say it's a set up but we done made our bed up.
Got our pajamas on and the feeling of sleep is strong.
What kind of winnings you peepin on?
Send me the meme with the semen from a demon spawn.
That's how far my mind's gone.
It's so convoluted, the way I spawn my students.
Pay attention to the rudimentary pharmaceutics.
I recruit nudists and suit 'em, boot 'em up.
Program the sun and ocean making love.
Giving birth to an island, my land, and
I'm not even making this up. CSPAN
Don't make me! lemme hear ya holla "We can!"
Let it ride!
Yeah we could kick it a bit,
Lookin sick in a b***h,
Spitting whips to a six.
Figure it.
Maybe you could get your wig split
Straight down the middle,
sticking stakes through a riddle.
Difference it make, I dig in a little?
Kidding. Don't get all sentimental.
Identifiable denial, written all over your profile.
And all the while you wanna be put on trial
Why else you think I gotta go so mutha ******** HARD!?
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steady swangin at the bottom of the map
in the trap house trappin for that math
stacc a hundred thou then ima dip to corpus
do the same s**t there till my poccets look enormous
ima reptable niga i aint scared to put in work
come bunpin fat lips and ride off in a herse
a g to my last just my money double
im responsible for the fuccin housin bubble
im trouble and bad news travels fast
and i got a gang of killas that aint afraid to blast
for the cash
7/24 i got killas in my squad
assassinating you and yours just like the mossad
we'll dismember members of your entourage
i come lethal, Victor Charlie in some camouflage.
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My planet's a canvas; Painting pictures on the ganite
Rollin' up L's; percription's all Spanish
Bicin' down words when I'm trippin' for the worst
But I ain't slip; them bitches for the birds
Don't get it twisted; I rap right ignorant
Flow's all left hooks; adlibs finish it
I'm not really cocky; but you one shot; Rocky
And I'm packin' heat; like Manny at South Beach
It's just a one-two; for the W
Cause I can't see(C) L's; flow's...soap smooth
Mr. Clean in this b***h; homie I'm never tied(tide)
But suited for the worst when that dirt flies
So never trust; the one you lust
She'll cut ya cake on ya birthday; tough luck
So I stay on that outterspace; rollin a hundred planes
Gettin' mine with my A game
___________
Thought I'd emphasize the wordplay.
GhostlyMark's avatar

Invisible Humorist

Pass me the paintbrush, i'll show you my visions.
Ask the Egyptians if there's anything missing.
Unsure thoughts, my mind is abstract art.
Blasphemies and pessimistic, precise like a dart.
Recently told that my talk was some dumb n***a s**t.
Spit like a disrespectful Brit over news that really hit.
Everybody is a critic, though i take it as a critical bit
and brush it off, like dude done with his b***h

its time to reminisce, where's the therapist.
Atleast give me those jacket's before i really get pissed
or i'll threaten to piss on your mistress that your hiding from your Ms.
Don't mind my tears, just jot down how fast i get ticked.
2TPO's avatar

Dapper Dabbler

Life is sweet. And because life is sweet,
Discretion is advised when getting a bite to eat.
It can get bitter quicker than a trigger accounts for.
To minimize loss, prepare for downpours
And sunshine. Opportunity raps but one time.
Answer post haste, because it will come by
To reward you. If you can afford to disengage,
Save it for another day in which it rains.
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2TPO
Life is sweet. And because life is sweet,
Discretion is advised when getting a bite to eat.
It can get bitter quicker than a trigger accounts for.
To minimize loss, prepare for downpours
And sunshine. Opportunity raps but one time.
Answer post haste, because it will come by
To reward you. If you can afford to disengage,
Save it for another day in which it rains.


But shades of gray fade with the planes and the champagne
Rollin' good; A grade; and I be where the C's play
Blowin' up; D-day; in my lane with E&J
Tipped back and I'm seein' strange
'Cause life is a ********; lover's undercover
Everyone hates; just facebook my ********' mother
But I'm hip hop all the time; no wrist watch
Dues paid; so my arm's hard to find
2TPO's avatar

Dapper Dabbler

GeneralBridges
2TPO
Life is sweet. And because life is sweet,
Discretion is advised when getting a bite to eat.
It can get bitter quicker than a trigger accounts for.
To minimize loss, prepare for downpours
And sunshine. Opportunity raps but one time.
Answer post haste, because it will come by
To reward you. If you can afford to disengage,
Save it for another day in which it rains.


But shades of gray fade with the planes and the champagne
Rollin' good; A grade; and I be where the C's play
Blowin' up; D-day; in my lane with E&J
Tipped back and I'm seein' strange
'Cause life is a ********; lover's undercover
Everyone hates; just facebook my ********' mother
But I'm hip hop all the time; no wrist watch
Dues paid; so my arm's hard to find

I have barred in mind hard times from the start of a rhyme
Because all I need is this part of the line.
On par with a mentality I struggle to
Maintain because of what the same types of strain loves to do;
MAKE WAY! Maybe the comfort gives a blanketed
Effect I can clearly see by the plain assist.
Half court shots can get but so far
Until the crowd notices these loaded guns in both arms.
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Tipsy Genius

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2TPO
GeneralBridges
2TPO
Life is sweet. And because life is sweet,
Discretion is advised when getting a bite to eat.
It can get bitter quicker than a trigger accounts for.
To minimize loss, prepare for downpours
And sunshine. Opportunity raps but one time.
Answer post haste, because it will come by
To reward you. If you can afford to disengage,
Save it for another day in which it rains.


But shades of gray fade with the planes and the champagne
Rollin' good; A grade; and I be where the C's play
Blowin' up; D-day; in my lane with E&J
Tipped back and I'm seein' strange
'Cause life is a ********; lover's undercover
Everyone hates; just facebook my ********' mother
But I'm hip hop all the time; no wrist watch
Dues paid; so my arm's hard to find

I have barred in mind hard times from the start of a rhyme
Because all I need is this part of the line.
On par with a mentality I struggle to
Maintain because of what the same types of strain loves to do;
MAKE WAY! Maybe the comfort gives a blanketed
Effect I can clearly see by the plain assist.
Half court shots can get but so far
Until the crowd notices these loaded guns in both arms.


Both arms, both palms conceal a 44
With a 40 on the floor; feelin' like a world war
Mind's scrammbled with no life line; time's a gamble
Lookin' for answers so I sample the sample
Then I lay a track, play it back;
It's crazy that I'm gonna be big like
Chris in his one room shack (rip)
....But I ain't stoppin' there; I'm stomppin' all heirs
Call me the king b***h; I got all their ears
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Dirtier than the needle stuck in the veins...
Of a dead crack fiend still gettin' signals from his brain...
Twitchin' on impulse, b***h, I'm the pit boss...
Barbacue bums, serve'm at they funerals, sick thoughts...
Course through my mind from time to time, tick tock...
Like droppin' ******** out the sky, Dogma, Chris Rock...
Big c**k, huge nuts, big shot? Do what?
Step up, get shot, chill spot, two sluts...
You suck, you blow, they suck, I blow...
I know I go like the wind in Chicago...
What I'm gettin' at? b***h I rip a track...
Like shreddin' blue prints of a race track, get it jack?...
Be careful with ya life, cause you can't get it back...
Treat my haters like some cigarettes, and smoke a pack...
Holy crack I bring, like crack stashed in the cracks of nuns...
Make you eat a car jack and jack ya lungs, gasp you c**t...
So I can laugh at the sound, smoke some hash and a pound...
And when I die embalm my body so I can last underground... 1
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Dapper Dabbler

GeneralBridges
2TPO
GeneralBridges
2TPO
Life is sweet. And because life is sweet,
Discretion is advised when getting a bite to eat.
It can get bitter quicker than a trigger accounts for.
To minimize loss, prepare for downpours
And sunshine. Opportunity raps but one time.
Answer post haste, because it will come by
To reward you. If you can afford to disengage,
Save it for another day in which it rains.


But shades of gray fade with the planes and the champagne
Rollin' good; A grade; and I be where the C's play
Blowin' up; D-day; in my lane with E&J
Tipped back and I'm seein' strange
'Cause life is a ********; lover's undercover
Everyone hates; just facebook my ********' mother
But I'm hip hop all the time; no wrist watch
Dues paid; so my arm's hard to find

I have barred in mind hard times from the start of a rhyme
Because all I need is this part of the line.
On par with a mentality I struggle to
Maintain because of what the same types of strain loves to do;
MAKE WAY! Maybe the comfort gives a blanketed
Effect I can clearly see by the plain assist.
Half court shots can get but so far
Until the crowd notices these loaded guns in both arms.


Both arms, both palms conceal a 44
With a 40 on the floor; feelin' like a world war
Mind's scrammbled with no life line; time's a gamble
Lookin' for answers so I sample the sample
Then I lay a track, play it back;
It's crazy that I'm gonna be big like
Chris in his one room shack (rip)
....But I ain't stoppin' there; I'm stomppin' all heirs
Call me the king b***h; I got all their ears

Hoping Dumbo hears you is another matter all together,
Being all ears and all when on call for the weather
Report, gray matter does not descend without consequences
Abreast. The gravity of the case is that knowledge given
A test is an assessment with heavy handed questions.
A next move into preparation is to make adjustments (to a)
Left. Because jabs don't belong to jaws effectively
I wright hooks for the cook seeking this chef's recipe.
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2TPO
GeneralBridges
2TPO
GeneralBridges
2TPO
Life is sweet. And because life is sweet,
Discretion is advised when getting a bite to eat.
It can get bitter quicker than a trigger accounts for.
To minimize loss, prepare for downpours
And sunshine. Opportunity raps but one time.
Answer post haste, because it will come by
To reward you. If you can afford to disengage,
Save it for another day in which it rains.


But shades of gray fade with the planes and the champagne
Rollin' good; A grade; and I be where the C's play
Blowin' up; D-day; in my lane with E&J
Tipped back and I'm seein' strange
'Cause life is a ********; lover's undercover
Everyone hates; just facebook my ********' mother
But I'm hip hop all the time; no wrist watch
Dues paid; so my arm's hard to find

I have barred in mind hard times from the start of a rhyme
Because all I need is this part of the line.
On par with a mentality I struggle to
Maintain because of what the same types of strain loves to do;
MAKE WAY! Maybe the comfort gives a blanketed
Effect I can clearly see by the plain assist.
Half court shots can get but so far
Until the crowd notices these loaded guns in both arms.


Both arms, both palms conceal a 44
With a 40 on the floor; feelin' like a world war
Mind's scrammbled with no life line; time's a gamble
Lookin' for answers so I sample the sample
Then I lay a track, play it back;
It's crazy that I'm gonna be big like
Chris in his one room shack (rip)
....But I ain't stoppin' there; I'm stomppin' all heirs
Call me the king b***h; I got all their ears

Hoping Dumbo hears you is another matter all together,
Being all ears and all when on call for the weather
Report, gray matter does not descend without consequences
Abreast. The gravity of the case is that knowledge given
A test is an assessment with heavy handed questions.
A next move into preparation is to make adjustments (to a)
Left. Because jabs don't belong to jaws effectively
I wright hooks for the cook seeking this chef's recipe.



Sneak me the recipe please, Jazz. Bless that beat;
Break a leg when you're bustin' their knee caps. B
We ill with no deal, but deal them dope skills
We cookin' and bookin'; These lames got no meals
I'm fat as Kardash's a**
On a car's dash; cabbie can't see the glass
I'm an obese beast on beats, so be warned
I'm good and plenty, but ain't sweet. I eat more...
MC's then a hammer's teeth on nails
I ain't gotta rail; The Trainwreck's my father's will
By spikin' the drinks with vicodon things
So I copped a sack and started writin' these things
Uh, ******** top 5 dead or alive
I'm ATF; number one while ******** high
Tell Kanye, Imma bout to touch the sky
Imma god to these blogs; you can muster why

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