Best Punchline

[Satori Kay]

everybody drop the best punchline that you've heard recently, or that you've spit, or just your favorite.

best punch i heard recently:

whip montez on chillin' : "caramel skin on the parallel twins, heads keep turnin' like a carousel spin"

best of mine recently: "if i haveta battle 10 rappers at a time, then after they call me seven, cuz seven ate nine"

favorite of all time:

phife dawg on check the rhime: "bust a nut in ya eye, to show you where i come from"

like that...
keep it goin' ya'll...

EDIT: IF you happen to vote on the poll at the top of the screen, and you vote "other", please, post and explain your choice. Keep the thread alive!

[~`Theorem]

My should be put on the poll xd jus kiddin

StylesXP
This will be the first time lyrical beatin for Too Live i give,
After this defeat, he'll be begging mercy just 'Too' live,

[Satori Kay]

oh just a request, if you vote on the poll at the top, and put other, please post and say who you think is the best punchline/battle rapper, and provide a line from them to back it up.

if you don't know who one of the choices is, just post and ask, i'll be checking back a lot, and i'll be happy to drop some knowledge for ya. if you don't wanna single yourself out, send me a pm, and i'll get back at ya when i get it. ok? cool

it's just interesting to know

(ah, yes, i know, i forgot canibus... if applicable, just put other and post canibus, and your favorite line by mr. can-i-bust?)

[Satori Kay]

bump

[Yorun De Pimp]

I thought most battles were lame.

You a fan, a phony, a fake, a p***y, a Stan
I still whip your a**, you thirty-six in a karate class

Euh.. best rap battler. KRS-One

[~`Theorem]

Yorun

I thought most battles were lame.

You a fan, a phony, a fake, a p***y, a Stan
I still whip your a**, you thirty-six in a karate class

You Tai Bo hoe XD

Euh.. best rap battler. KRS-One

Ether son 3nodding hard s**t

[funkymonkey23]

I dont know what to say but em rocks xd ....hehe....bump

[BH Boi]

"put so many shells in his back now his nickname turtle" and "all i see is green so im color blind"

[NeonFlarez]

"bust a nut in ya eye, to show you where i come from"

I dig dat!

"you wanna battle? you beat around the bush like u scared to lick p***y so you eat around the tush"

lol i kno lotta ppl kno dis one, just cant hate dat. xd

[Taisushin]

The only good rhyme I can think of right now.

Ludacris

I own so many jerseys, I'm a throwback mess.
When I go to the cleaners, I get a full-court press!

[Taisushin]

I don't know about good battle rappers, but I really like Immortal Technique as a freestyler.

[Taisushin]

About 911

Immortal Technique

I was in New York, and though I wasn't the closest//
I saw the buildings crumble like they were full of explosives//

[Satori Kay]

those are all pretty good ones, except bh boi didn't say where he got his from... it seems a lot of people are voting for and quoting from eminem. i wonder... does everybody know who the other guys on the list are? and has anyone actually seen eminem battle outside of the script of 8 mile?

good questions, if you have any answers or just more questions, post!

[BH Boi]

Quote:

those are all pretty good ones, except bh boi didn't say where he got his from... it seems a lot of people are voting for and quoting from eminem. i wonder... does everybody know who the other guys on the list are? and has anyone actually seen eminem battle outside of the script of 8 mile?

good questions, if you have any answers or just more questions, post!

i didnt see eminem freestyle outside of 8 mile and i voted for jin

[Uchiha Kensuke]

"Motha ******** you can not defeat me, I ressurect aborted babies and start an army" - Immortal Technique