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DeLorean?

Your keychain is the closest you'll get to owning one	22.4%	[ 41 ]
The stainless steel allows the flux dispersal--Look out!	19.7%	[ 36 ]
It comes in any color you want. As long as its stainless steel.	24.6%	[ 45 ]
Quarantine can make you crazy.	33.3%	[ 61 ]
Total Votes:			[ 183 ]

[tetrapeptide]

Demetri Martin: I like "Rock, Paper, Scissors Two-Thirds." You know. "Rock breaks scissors." "These scissors are bent. They're destroyed. I can't cut stuff. So I lose." "Scissors cuts paper." "These are strips. This is not even paper. It's gonna take me forever to put this back together." "Paper covers rock." "Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks." There should be "Rock, Dynamite with a Cutable Wick, Scissors."

Demetri Martin: There's a saying that goes "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones." Okay. How about "Nobody should throw stones." That's crappy behavior. My policy is: "No stone throwing regardless of housing situation." Don't do it. There is one exception though. If you're trapped in a glass house, and you have a stone, then throw it. What are you, an idiot? So maybe it's "Only people in glass houses should throw stones, provided they are trapped in the house with a stone." It's a little longer, but yeah.

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Demetri Martin: I like staying at hotels because you can leave a message for somebody and you don't even need to know their name. So just like a room number, you know? "Hey, could I get a pen? I just wanna... My friend's in 710, thanks.
[writing]
Demetri Martin: Leprecaun's gonna ******** you up at midnight." "Honey, what the hell is this? Did you anger a small Irishman?"

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Demetri Martin: Those that say their glasses are half-full are considered optimists. Yeah, but shouldn't we be more specific about the contents of the glass? If it's a glass of s**t, I'm going half-empty. I don't like s**t as an optimist. "Yeah, we gotta half-empty s**t glass right here."

[FliggleBobbin]

Being a Freak with Friends is Better than Being Normal with FAKE FRIENDS.

[-The Insane Faerie-]

Demetri Martin = WIN.

As seen here.

[tetrapeptide]

Yes. He is the awesome.

[-The Insane Faerie-]

I watch his special every time it's on Comedy Central.

[tetrapeptide]

I try.
But sometimes I forget... or don't know...

[tetrapeptide]

Updated!

[-The Insane Faerie-]

Smooth As Velcro

Updated!

The second one is bloke. x_x

[Genealogist]

About Gino's job... Unless he lied to me; he told me he doesnt wear any uniform D:
He doesnt deliever the packages himself, nor does he see any customers. He wears just... casual clothing to his work. Unless he lied.

PS: He's not fat! D': Hes CUTE irl.

[tetrapeptide]

@Crystal: I didn't say gino was fat. I just said that I imagined his avis head on a fat mans body.

@Faerie: I know. I updated again today. But Gino didn't put it up. Or fix it. And I told him twice... kinda.

[Genealogist]

I'd update for you, but Gino tells me how he has some problems with your page... I'm kinda afraid I'll jack it up some more x3

~I saw the pic of his avi on a fat guy XD It was funny, but disgusting at the same time.
*updated as well*

[tetrapeptide]

AW.
Your poor abused hamster mommy.

[Genealogist]

LOL XD My step-dad calls her a-- Am I allowed to repeat what he said? I was going to on the update, but I wasnt sure if it was ok >.>;;

She's labled as a "whore". emo Its kind of true.

[tetrapeptide]

But... Uh... No... Wait... gonk

[Genealogist]

... Should I edit that? gonk