A large muscle bound gorilla is standing next to the entrance, and on this hairy behemoth is a box like badge with a red button on it. When approached the big ol' Gorilla presses the button on his badge. When pressed the badge spits out a probe shaped treat for the Gorilla, and a cheery understanding voice is projected from the badge.
"Greetings, and Welcome to the Zurg Hive Prom. And this Hairy Genetically enhanced little guy here, The Zurg Hive Rescue Gorilla, is the Security of this location. Here at Zurg Hive, we like to ensure the safety of our guests, and the quality of our events. To establish safety and quality, there must be Security, or you could say "Zurgcurity", to protect the guests, and kick out the unpleasant. For this to happen there has to be rules and enforcement. Our rules are for no hostility, it shall not be tolerated in any Zurg Hive location, and pretty much anything in the TOS, and our enforcement is this big hulking gorilla standing before you. He may look ferocious and Hostile... and that pretty much describes him. So please for your own safety and for the safety of others do not provoke him. The list below describes who has given their scent to our big hairy friend, and have envoked his wrath.
1. Eric Estrada (Default)
2. Clisa
If some one is disrupting our location, and security seems to be Idle, Please report to the nearest Zurg Hive personnal, and they will deal with it.
The Zurg Hive wishes- *electronic Cracks* -or you to have a fantastic *crack*-ime and *crack* be Sa-*Crack* -end of message-"
The device seems to be out of order due to the Gorilla's strong hands pressing the button over time.