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Scott Steiner: "They say all men are created ayqual, but you look at me and you look at S'moa Joe, and you can see dat statement is NOT true. See normally, if you go one on one with another wrestler you gotta fifty-fifty chance a winnin'. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal. So you got a twenty five percent, at best, at beatin' me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix? Your chances a winnin' drastic go down. See the three way at Sacrifice, you gotta thirty three an' a third chance a winnin', but I! I got a sixty six an' two third chance a winnin, cause Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try! So S'moa Joe, you take your thirty three and a third chance, minus my twenty five percent chance, and you got an eight an' a third chance a winnin', at Sacrifice. But then you take my seventy five percent chance a winnin', if we was to go one on one, and then add sixty six an' two thirds ch-...percents...I got a hundred an' forty one an' two thirds chance a winnin' at Sacrifice. See N-...JOE! The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you, at Sacrifice!"

Pretty much any Ultimate Warrior quote, but especially this one: "How should I prepare?! You must ask yourself! Should I leap off the tallest building in the world?! Should I lay on the lawn and let 'em run me over with lawnmowers?! Should I go to Africa and let 'em trample me with raging elephants?!"
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Scott Steiner: "They say all men are created ayqual, but you look at me and you look at S'moa Joe, and you can see dat statement is NOT true. See normally, if you go one on one with another wrestler you gotta fifty-fifty chance a winnin'. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal. So you got a twenty five percent, at best, at beatin' me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix? Your chances a winnin' drastic go down. See the three way at Sacrifice, you gotta thirty three an' a third chance a winnin', but I! I got a sixty six an' two third chance a winnin, cause Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try! So S'moa Joe, you take your thirty three and a third chance, minus my twenty five percent chance, and you got an eight an' a third chance a winnin', at Sacrifice. But then you take my seventy five percent chance a winnin', if we was to go one on one, and then add sixty six an' two thirds ch-...percents...I got a hundred an' forty one an' two thirds chance a winnin' at Sacrifice. See N-...JOE! The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you, at Sacrifice!"

Pretty much any Ultimate Warrior quote, but especially this one: "How should I prepare?! You must ask yourself! Should I leap off the tallest building in the world?! Should I lay on the lawn and let 'em run me over with lawnmowers?! Should I go to Africa and let 'em trample me with raging elephants?!"


That promo was epic. ima post it
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That Scott Steiner promo ...
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Daniel Bryan Danielson - "She said she loved me, and I told her I appreciated that."
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Daniel Bryan Danielson - "She said she loved me, and I told her I appreciated that."


I laughed so hard when he said that...it's such a d**k move and that's what makes his heel character great.
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At this point, if they dont turn Cena Heel, I could totally see something like that happen...
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In WCW, when Jarret would call his opponent a "slap-nuts".

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Edge and Christian's "For the benefit of those with flash photography..."
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Daniel Bryan Danielson - "She said she loved me, and I told her I appreciated that."


I laughed so hard when he said that...it's such a d**k move and that's what makes his heel character great.

haha at least now I know I wasn't the only one who laughed at that XD
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"Onita! Get back here! You are a chicken! You are a pig!"
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"Thats the bottome line...because stone cold said so" Stone cold steave austin XD

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