Best Promo Ever Cut, and I've watched A LOT in my day:
Todd Grisham: "Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, he is the WWE Champion John Cena! John, I gotta be honest with you, some people have said you haven't been yourself lately, based on the actions of Randy Orton this past month. They say, that from a psychological standpoint you may've already lost your match."
John Cena: "They... they say that Randy already won?"
Todd Grisham: "That's... that's what I said."
John Cena: "They're saying that, like I'm probably not even gonna show up. I bet they're saying, that Randy Orton is like ten seconds away from being the next WWE Champion. Todd, it's time we have to talk about 'they'. They are a creepy, creepy group. They are always out there and they're always talking. Listen, you can here 'em. They're saying... they're saying that I've lost it. They're saying they've seen enough. They're saying that Cena 'sucks'. They're saying it's Randy's time. They're saying you have naked pictures of Umaga on your website! I know, I know and that last part is completely true. Sick, sick freak. But amidst all their talk and their opinions, deep down they know that No Mercy is my time. They know, that at No Mercy I can be hit with steel steps, steel chairs, a ring rope, a ring post, a ring bell, a microphone, a cell phone, a chicken bone, a snow cone, a student loan anything Randy Orton can hold! And I will get up. They know that I will stand tall in the middle of the ring, wearing my own blood if I must but I will get up! And they have seen this look in my eyes and know what it means! It means put any man in front of me, call their mother and tell her I'm sorry! Regardless of what they feel, they know that on the grandest stage, when all the cards are down, when the weight of the world is on your shoulders, their is one man who will always deliver and never ever quit! Let 'em talk, 'cause at No Mercy I say, I will beat Randy Orton so bad, 'they' will never forget it."
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Underlined Part-The Rock had similiar lines for Many backstage interviewers.
Italics: best thing...ever...A CELL PHONE! A CHICKEN BONE! A SNOW CONE! A STUDENT LOAN! Could you imagine The Stable IRS, hitting some one with a Student Loan and beating them for the European or US Title? Zack Ryder's New finisher, is with his Cellphone? lmao
Bold: SOMEBODY CALL MY MOMMA! xD New Tag Team Stable, Doctor Of Thugonomics and the Funkasaurus Brodus Clay.