Rumor: Glorious Leader Kim Jong-Un is assassinate

[Lord Cameron]

I've made 3 rumor threads before and they're all turned out to be false but I see no reason to stop. Chinese people are talking about rumors of Kin Jong's death on their twitter: it all started with this post:

[Pingjiang rainy night]
The Pingjiang rainy night : seek to confirm: It is reported that North Korean leader jinzhengen Beijing 2010.2.10 2:45 in the morning, unknown persons broke into the residence shot and killed, the murderer was killed by the bodyguard.

http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=zh-CN&u=http://weibo.com/&ei=8i01T-eJG4TM0AHf84W0Ag&sa=X&oi=translate&ct=result&resnum=1&ved=0CC4Q7gEwAA&prev=/search?q=weibo&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=5qs&rls=org.mozilla:en-US surprised fficial&prmd=imvns

As of like 3 mins ago they seemed to have stopped.

Oh well

EDIT: Also China is like 2 years behind of something on their calendar, I dunno how it works.

[Kim Jong-un]

American pig dog would like to see it be true not? Fearless leader laughs mockingly of your navy and your capitalist propaganda.

[METALFumasu]

Kim Jong-un

American pig dog would like to see it be true not? Fearless leader laughs mockingly of your navy and your capitalist propaganda.

Not really. If you die, then who would carry on the legacy of "the short fat North Korean Dictator we American pig dogs love making fun of"? Your dad was a walking caricature, and we're hoping you're just as ridiculous. Makes life much more entertaining.

Srsly though, the last thing the world needs is for something like this to happen, and take attention away from the horrors in Syria. So as much as America hates your evil totalitarian state, please wait your turn before causing an uproar, okay?

Is Kim Jong-Un actually dead?

The Zen Master says, "Unlikely, but we'll see."

[Old Blue Collar Joe]

METALFumasu

Kim Jong-un

American pig dog would like to see it be true not? Fearless leader laughs mockingly of your navy and your capitalist propaganda.

Not really. If you die, then who would carry on the legacy of "the short fat North Korean Dictator we American pig dogs love making fun of"? Your dad was a walking caricature, and we're hoping you're just as ridiculous. Makes life much more entertaining.

Srsly though, the last thing the world needs is for something like this to happen, and take attention away from the horrors in Syria. So as much as America hates your evil totalitarian state, please wait your turn before causing an uproar, okay?

Is Kim Jong-Un actually dead?

The Zen Master says, "Unlikely, but we'll see."

I think there's one munchkin left alive. He may be a little taller than the paranoid pygmy, but we can spare an inch or two, right? And I KNOW we can find an Oompa Loompa or two, and they already have a similar skin tone.

[Darkphantom]

This is probably some propaganda ploy where they are gonna say he allowed them assassinate him, just so he could revive himself 3 days later making him 10 times more powerful than Jesus.

[A Really Bad Idea]

Darkphantom

This is probably some propaganda ploy where they are gonna say he allowed them assassinate him, just so he could revive himself 3 days later making him 10 times more powerful than Jesus.

You mean he'll turn water into...Vodka?

[Old Blue Collar Joe]

A Really Bad Idea

Darkphantom

This is probably some propaganda ploy where they are gonna say he allowed them assassinate him, just so he could revive himself 3 days later making him 10 times more powerful than Jesus.

You mean he'll turn water into...Vodka?

I don't think he's tall enough to drink.

[azulmagia]

Lord Cameron

EDIT: Also China is like 2 years behind of something on their calendar, I dunno how it works.

Or the name is wrong and it's really a 2010 story after all. Kim Jong-il should come out Jin Zheng-yi, not Jin Zheng-en.

[Heimdalr]

They're not 2 years behind on their calendar, if anything they are 2798 or more years ahead. It's an old rumor.

[Necrospirit]

So what should we do?

[Mistress Carlota Honey]

ani, geuneun su eobs-seubnida. geu gajang jongyeong hago jongyeong jasig eun uliui gajang jongyeonghaneun salang-ui janyeo janyeo buyangbi leul dollyeo bij-i issseubnida. geuneun ttohan geuga nawa gyeolhon hago jega gajang jongyeong hago choego jidoja ui jongyeong bu-in i doelgeolago malhaessda. naega chwiso leul gidaligo , nae salang , waseohaean-e nae byeoljang eul gu-ibhal ! iss-eoyo

[SephRem]

Mistress Carlota Honey

ani, geuneun su eobs-seubnida. geu gajang jongyeong hago jongyeong jasig eun uliui gajang jongyeonghaneun salang-ui janyeo janyeo buyangbi leul dollyeo bij-i issseubnida. geuneun ttohan geuga nawa gyeolhon hago jega gajang jongyeong hago choego jidoja ui jongyeong bu-in i doelgeolago malhaessda. naega chwiso leul gidaligo , nae salang , waseohaean-e nae byeoljang eul gu-ibhal ! iss-eoyo

Speak english.

@all
jong un is not dead. Google it. The first link under kim jong-un dead explains that recent reports of his death were/are a hoax.

[Mistress Carlota Honey]

SephRem

Mistress Carlota Honey

ani, geuneun su eobs-seubnida. geu gajang jongyeong hago jongyeong jasig eun uliui gajang jongyeonghaneun salang-ui janyeo janyeo buyangbi leul dollyeo bij-i issseubnida. geuneun ttohan geuga nawa gyeolhon hago jega gajang jongyeong hago choego jidoja ui jongyeong bu-in i doelgeolago malhaessda. naega chwiso leul gidaligo , nae salang , waseohaean-e nae byeoljang eul gu-ibhal ! iss-eoyo

Speak english.

@all
jong un is not dead. Google it. The first link under kim jong-un dead explains that recent reports of his death were/are a hoax.

I thought since this was about KJU it would be appropriate to try out my Korean. What I said was that he can't be dead, cause he owes me child support and that he needs to marry me and buy my an ocean side villa

[Evil Spagetti]

typical western propaganda