"Dont Say Gay bill" Revive

[HMS Thunder Child]

Wendigo

Reluctant Samurai

Define natural. Because homosexuality is natural throughout the animal kingdom. Of course it has nothing to do with reproduction, but it has everything to do with animal sexual behavior, which is only associated with reproductive behavior.

I wouldn't count bonobos, those guys are some straight up freaks, man.

[Informative]

Several species of whiptail lizard are female only and sexual action, while not reproductive, improves the odds of self-fertilization.

[Wendigo]

HMS Thunder Child

Wendigo

Reluctant Samurai

Define natural. Because homosexuality is natural throughout the animal kingdom. Of course it has nothing to do with reproduction, but it has everything to do with animal sexual behavior, which is only associated with reproductive behavior.

I wouldn't count bonobos, those guys are some straight up freaks, man.

[Informative]

Several species of whiptail lizard are female only and sexual action, while not reproductive, improves the odds of self-fertilization.

Reptiles and amphibians get pretty weird as far as the male/female distinction.

Anglerfish, also pretty odd. The male attaches to the female body and becomes basically a pair of gonads. And she can have like...dozens of male "parasites."

[Reluctant Samurai]

Wendigo

Reluctant Samurai

Define natural. Because homosexuality is natural throughout the animal kingdom. Of course it has nothing to do with reproduction, but it has everything to do with animal sexual behavior, which is only associated with reproductive behavior.

I wouldn't count bonobos, those guys are some straight up freaks, man.

Again, I say. "Freaky" is all natural is, baby.

"Natural" is ******** up, sexy, nasty, disgusting, intriguing, and dangerous.

Everything I like.

[Bane of Ezekiel]

Sounds like we have a state to nuke.

[manofgun]

Nuke nature. Those freaky animals need to quit it!

[marshmallowcreampie]

Ammo Amy

Don't say Gay, say Takei!

Mrs. Nelson: What could we possibly be called to speak with the principal about? Johnny is such a good kid and he's never gotten in much trouble!
Mr. Nelson: I sure hope it isn't serious, what with all the drugs in schools these days!
Principal White: Mr and Mrs Nelson, I have to inform you that your son Johnny is... Takei.
Mrs. Nelson: *breaks down sobbing* THIS IS ALL MY FAULT?
Mr. Nelson: HOW THE HELL COULD THIS HAPPEN?!
Johnny: Oh myyyyy~

[Super 9-Volt]

So if they're against homosexuality for not being "natural", does the bill's author discard anything else that's unnatural? No meds, technology, etc.? These ******** homophobes are ridiculous and I'd love to see the tar beaten out of them.