When we die

[-Soviet Titties]

We're all reincarnated into Yamask.

Isn't that, a wonderful thought?
The only after-life is becoming a Pokemon, only to be enslaved by a pokeball.

:'D

[D-ReaperEX]

Can i be a Charmander instead?

[-Soviet Titties]

Wolfbane_Destroyer

Can i be a Charmander instead?

Pffft, no.

Deep down inside, everyone is a Yamask.

:'D

[Its Contagious]

But then I can finally beat stuff up!
:' D

And i'll evo into a cofagrigus and eat people.

[Bulbasauurr]

What. No. I am clearly destined to be a bulbasaur.

[D-ReaperEX]

-Soviet Titties

Wolfbane_Destroyer

Can i be a Charmander instead?

Pffft, no.

Deep down inside, everyone is a Yamask.

:'D

Cofagrigus?

[Bittersweet Poffin]

Hey, that's two lives.

After that, you're sent to Giratina or Arceus.
//If you're on Gaia, it's inevitably Giratina.

[-Soviet Titties]

Its Contagious

But then I can finally beat stuff up!
:' D

And i'll evo into a cofagrigus and eat people.

And then they'll turn into Yamasks, and the cycle continues.

:'D

[-Soviet Titties]

Bulbasauurr

What. No. I am clearly destined to be a bulbasaur.

No way bro, we're all Yamask's trapped in a shell of a human.

[-Soviet Titties]

Shiny Celebii

Hey, that's two lives.

After that, you're sent to Giratina or Arceus.
//If you're on Gaia, it's inevitably Giratina.

But, no one is ever sent to live with Giratina, and Arceus is up at the top being a foreveralone f*****t.

We're all stuck on this Earth, forever destined to roam as a Yamask, evolving into a Cofagirus so that we can eat people, becoming our only meaning.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[Its Contagious]

-Soviet Titties

Its Contagious

But then I can finally beat stuff up!
:' D

And i'll evo into a cofagrigus and eat people.

And then they'll turn into Yamasks, and the cycle continues.

:'D

And then, we'll start attacking other yamasks when all humans are dead.

But it's humans who get turned into yamasks. What do yamasks become when we kill them? gonk

[Bittersweet Poffin]

-Soviet Titties

Shiny Celebii

Hey, that's two lives.

After that, you're sent to Giratina or Arceus.
//If you're on Gaia, it's inevitably Giratina.

But, no one is ever sent to live with Giratina, and Arceus is up at the top being a foreveralone f*****t.

We're all stuck on this Earth, forever destined to roam as a Yamask, evolving into a Cofagirus so that we can eat people, becoming our only meaning.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Well, if you're lucky, you end up in a pokemon game that you can die in.
Not just faint.
Fainting's for suckers.

Ah, Futurama references. Simply the best
emotion_awesome

[-Soviet Titties]

Its Contagious

-Soviet Titties

Its Contagious

But then I can finally beat stuff up!
:' D

And i'll evo into a cofagrigus and eat people.

And then they'll turn into Yamasks, and the cycle continues.

:'D

And then, we'll start attacking other yamasks when all humans are dead.

But it's humans who get turned into yamasks. What do yamasks become when we kill them? gonk

Wait...don't you think this could be the plan of Giratina, the Anti-Christ?
666!
So this is how the world is going to end! D'8

They cease to exist.
They embrace...nothingness.
Oh gawd no, the existentialism of Yamasks! gonk

[-Soviet Titties]

Shiny Celebii

-Soviet Titties

Shiny Celebii

Hey, that's two lives.

After that, you're sent to Giratina or Arceus.
//If you're on Gaia, it's inevitably Giratina.

But, no one is ever sent to live with Giratina, and Arceus is up at the top being a foreveralone f*****t.

We're all stuck on this Earth, forever destined to roam as a Yamask, evolving into a Cofagirus so that we can eat people, becoming our only meaning.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Well, if you're lucky, you end up in a pokemon game that you can die in.
Not just faint.
Fainting's for suckers.

Ah, Futurama references. Simply the best
emotion_awesome

Death in pokemon games is the ultimate goal in life.
If you can somehow break the shell of Yamask and set your soul free....free to wander the universe without meaning; that, is prosperity.

I thought it was fitting.
emotion_awesome

[Its Contagious]

-Soviet Titties

Its Contagious

-Soviet Titties

Its Contagious

But then I can finally beat stuff up!
:' D

And i'll evo into a cofagrigus and eat people.

And then they'll turn into Yamasks, and the cycle continues.

:'D

And then, we'll start attacking other yamasks when all humans are dead.

But it's humans who get turned into yamasks. What do yamasks become when we kill them? gonk

Wait...don't you think this could be the plan of Giratina, the Anti-Christ?
666!
So this is how the world is going to end! D'8

They cease to exist.
They embrace...nothingness.
Oh gawd no, the existentialism of Yamasks! gonk

AW SNAP. Don't tell the bible humpers, they would totally agree and ban pokemon games. gonk

We'd be nothingness? I DON'T WANT TO LIVE LIKE THAT.