Lyssa Ramirez Eargasm
Shirtless Raider
Lyssa's Nuzlocke Challenge...Emerald version
Hello everyone, I'm Lyssa, and I am just another poketard. No, I won't promise anything astonishing, or anything even different from other Nuzlockes... Because I don't like to promise things I'm not sure of. I hope you'll stand by me and keep reading, even if I won't necessarily be the best. Enjoy my most likely very turbulent adventure.
Chapter 1, Page 1
Chapter 2, Page 1
Chapter 3, Page 2
Chapter 2, Page 1
Chapter 3, Page 2
Rules Muthabucka, do you know them?
-Due to the power of plot, I cannot catch any pokemon except the first I encounter in each area! That's right, very unoriginal!
-Anti Item clause, in other words, I cannae use items apart from potions....Which will most likely be how I die.
-Death in the family... When a pokemon faints, it must be released under pane of major critiscism from the audience and possible beatings in pms ;~;
-Paramour clause, no breeding, nuclear fallout has made everything infertile.
-Monetary clause, no selling nuggets.
-Anti Item clause, in other words, I cannae use items apart from potions....Which will most likely be how I die.
-Death in the family... When a pokemon faints, it must be released under pane of major critiscism from the audience and possible beatings in pms ;~;
-Paramour clause, no breeding, nuclear fallout has made everything infertile.
-Monetary clause, no selling nuggets.
Without further ado...
Hello Professor Birch so I heard this world was full of HOLY s**t A BLUEBERRY UNDERNEATH A LILYPAD.
Uhm...Not sure if man or woman.... -Checks in her pants- Ahh okay, I'm a girl! Yes, I am moving to Littleroot, my mom told me it would be an exciting town, with many fun things to do, but she didn't warn me about the moving blueberry lilypad things....what the hell is that anyway?
Okay, our stuff is safe, better get into the house! Ohh s**t, that giant monkey is sexy and he knows it! -Dances with the monkey in front of the TV- Okay, enough messing around, better go up to my room. Oh hai mom, you want me to go to the neighbor's place to meet them? Ohh owkaii biggrin .
Ohh, I thought she said her son would be upstairs...ohh a shiny ball....HOLY FIAFUAIFUAGHFU WHERE DID HE COME FROM!?!
Why hello Brendan, I totally wasn't touching your stuff, noooo, not me~ Ohh? Wild pokemon? Sounds like fun! (I hope you get eaten by blueberry lilypad creatures for scaring me like that.) Welp, this town looks nice, but what's the commotion over there? I think I should ask this little girl, she's probably more used to this s**t than I am anyway...
I thought I heard something aswell, maybe it's Brendan getting eaten by live blueberries, I'd better go see this before he actually dies...
THE PLOT THICKENS, IT'S THE PROFESSOR HAVING HAPPY HOUR WITH A RACOON
Ohh wait, it isn't happy hour, he's being attacked? Better do as he says! Now which one do I take?
Mudkip Treecko Torchic
