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I don't have the rom on my computer. and I can't draw for s**t. So I'm just gonna write about my adventures. I may also forget to nickname pokemon because it's a normal reaction for me.

rules:
catch the first pokemon you see in a new area. if you fail, tough s**t. Unless It's a duplicate capture.
if a pokemon fainte he/she is dead and must be released
nicknamed all new pokemon catpured.

*insert generic opening sequence jokes here*

That b***h will pay for making me ride in back of this van. But how? I know! I''ll go on a pokemon journey, intervene with a criminal organization or two, and get my self killed. Or I can find her stash and sell it to Australian drug lords. Nah, the Pokemon thing will get me killed faster. I see flaws in my drug plan.

"It must be tiring riding with our things the moving truck"
See you in court, b***h.


"You get your own room, Viper! lets go inside"
You mean you didn't sleep in the kitchen before?


" The mover's pokeon do all the work of moving us in and cleaning up after"
Then what does the mover do?

*sees Clock*
...........Looks right to me.

OMG!! FREE SWAG!! a potion? what am I suposed to do with this? It could be a cover name and is used to make powerful meth.

one of dad's friends live in town
Sweet! We're gona meet neighbors....Aren't you coming, Mom?

"see you, honey!"
Fine. Another reason to see you in court.

"We have a son about the same age as you"
You don't know that, I could be in my 20's with a rare medical condition

"Our son was exited about making a new friend"
I don't blame him, this town has like 8 people

He's not up here, so I may as well do the overused joke about an item being in a pokeball then throwing the ball away.

"Hey! You..."
Holy s**t! Who does your hair? It looks so ******** stupid

"I didn't know that you're a girl."
Wait, what? If my name wasn't gender neutral, I'd scissor kick you!

"My dad said that the next door neighbors is a gym leaders kid, so I assumed to be a guy."
someone wants to die today

'Huh? hey, Viper, don't you have a pokemon?"
Well, I used to, but my mom said he ran away while I was at summer camp....camp....camp........

"Do you want me to go catch you one?"
Actually, I was plotting revenge aginst my mother for making me sit in the back of a boiling moving truck with lots of heavy boxes, so yeah, let's go!

"Oh darn I forgot, I'm supposed to catch some wild pokemon with my dad. Some other time ok?"
Can't you save one for me?

Some professor, he's not in his lab.

"There are scary pokemon outside! I can hear their cries!"
Come to think of it, where is that road that truck took?

"I want to see what's going on, but i dont have any Pokemon... Can you go see what's happening for me?"
What the ******** makes you think I have Pokemon?

Wait...This revenge plot is going better than I expected!


"H-help me!"
It's a zigzagoon! you can kick that ******** into next week!

"PROF. BIRCH is in trouble! Releaase a Pokemon and rescue him!"
Which one, which one?

It's a little baby. She only wanted to play :c


"I've heard that you don't have your own Pokemon yet"
Well Brenden offered to catch me one, but I geuss this will do.

'I guess you have your fathers blood in your veins after all."
Can I name this thing now?

Torchic=FLARE

Viper, don't you think it might be a good idea to go see brenden?
sure

Get brenden to teach you what it means to be a trainer.
Can I go now?

*at route 101*

I'd thought he'd never shut up

might as well do a little grinding before seeing Brenden


*At oldale*

woo-hoo! another potion!!


*At route 103*

"Oh yeah, Dad gave you a Pokemon"
No thanks to you!

I'll teach you what being a trainer's all about!
Ok...

"We should get back to the lab"
AAAAAWWWWWWWW!! But he won't shut up!

"I heard you beat Brenden on your first try. That's excellent!
Did he cry when he got here?

"Brenden's been helping me with my research for a long time. He has an extensive history as a trainer, already."
Then, why does he suck?

A pokedex? can I watch movies on this?

*PROF. Birtch explians what we're doing b/c I'm tired of writing his lines*
so I travel the area? I would bust a cap in your a** if I wasn't plotting revenge aginst my mother. But it makes my plan even better.

"Wait. Viper!"
WHAAAAAAAT?!?! gonk

"Did you introduce your self to professor Birtch?"
Yeah. And he would not shut the ******** up. Now I'm gonna go on an adventure, despite the fact I didn't have a chance to meet the local kids my age, and enroll in a school. But this works too.

"You're your father's child, all right"
Really? I don't look like him...

"Wear these running shoes. They'll put a zip in your step."
Didn't I run a little while ago without running shoes?

They seriously have insrtuctions?


"If anything happens, you can come home."
sure, why not? in a body bag

"Go on, go get them honey!"
Ok! Are we done? Can we get the story moving now?...........It's about goddamned time... mad

"I finished skerching the footprints of a rare Pokemon. But it turns out they were only my own footprints."
BWAAAHHH........HHHHHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA.............*deep, loud inhale*.........HHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA............I CAN'T.....I CAN'T.....BREATHE!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAA.........WHAT A LOSER!!!!!!!........ *And it goes on for about 5 minutes*

*route 103*

HOO!!! I needed that.

"you can't say no to my challenge!"
okay :c

NOOOOO!!! WURMPLE FAINTED!!! Oh well, Least it wasn't ralts. maybe it wasn't a good idea to grind Flare so much.


Hi, daddy! c:

"I'm surprused you managed to get here by yourself"
I have my secrets. Just don't light a match in route 103 for a few days.

"I Guess you're going to be a trainer like me, Viper.
I'm going to what, now?

Go with Wally and make sure he safely catches a pokemon.
Ok, Just make him promise that he won't take 5 seconds to make a decision.

*Wally catches his Pokemon*
aww WHAT? A RALTS? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"Bye Viper!"
I'll stab you in your sleep, kid!

Dad is talking: blah blah blah gym leaders blah blah badges blah.
Off I go, I guess. But first a rest.






..............Do I just stand here until the system is turned on?
It's cool to see more people doing nuzlockes. Good luck
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It's cool to see more people doing nuzlockes. Good luck
This is actually my third attempt.......today.
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'Huh? hey, Viper dont you have a pokemon?"
I used to, but my mom said he ran away while I was at summer camp....camp....camp


Day made! lol
It kinda sounded like you tried a little "too" hard to be funny

I can see you trying to put humor which just fell flat

Actually throughout reading it I thought "This girl belongs in the kitchen"

but it was amusing to say the least rofl
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It kinda sounded like you tried a little "too" hard to be funny

I can see you trying to put humor which just fell flat

Actually throughout reading it I thought "This girl belongs in the kitchen"

but it was amusing to say the least rofl
It's my first time posting my adventures, but thanks anyway.
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Budewn
It kinda sounded like you tried a little "too" hard to be funny

I can see you trying to put humor which just fell flat

Actually throughout reading it I thought "This girl belongs in the kitchen"

but it was amusing to say the least rofl
It's my first time posting my adventures, but thanks anyway.


You misunderstood me, it was great

though how come you kept mentioning getting revenge on your mother by killing yourself? rofl
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Budewn
It kinda sounded like you tried a little "too" hard to be funny

I can see you trying to put humor which just fell flat

Actually throughout reading it I thought "This girl belongs in the kitchen"

but it was amusing to say the least rofl
It's my first time posting my adventures, but thanks anyway.


You misunderstood me, it was great

though how come you kept mentioning getting revenge on your mother by killing yourself? rofl
you missed a line. she made her ride in the back of a possibly boiling truck.
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JORTENDO
'Huh? hey, Viper dont you have a pokemon?"
I used to, but my mom said he ran away while I was at summer camp....camp....camp


Day made! lol
my work here is done. making your day, not writing this nuzlocke
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it sucks that I have to wait until route 103 just to catch a single pokemon on this challenge. And that it takes so friggin long to get this particular story going!
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did a tiny bit of off story grinding and caught two pokemon

Poochyena=toto
wurmple=forgot to name it, but it's silk.
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R.I.P. wurmple-damn that was fast

an hour and half of grinding in petalburg woods later.

These Pokemon in this forest are too weak to grind with now.

moving on

"Hello, have you seen any Pokemon called shroomish around here?"
I battled like 20. There's a pile over there

"I was going to ambush you, but you had to dawdle in petalburg woods forever, didn't you?
A bad guy already?

"You're a Pokemon trainer, aren't you? you've got to help me please!"
you p***y

"You're going to protect him?"
from you or himself?

"Come on and battle with me!"
Aren't you part of a gang or something? shouldn't you have a gun of some sort?

"You've got some nerve meddling with team aqua!"
That's part of my plan to get revenge on my mom

"We of team aqua are also after something in rustboro."
You do know this guy will report you to the police right?

"Thanks to you, he didn't rob me of these important papers"
come to think of it, why are you even out here with them?

"I'll give you a great ball as a thanks!"
I just saved your life, you cheap a*****e. Don't expect me to save you again!

"Uh-oh! it's a crisis! I can't be wasting time!"
why did you come out here in the first place?

route 104
MARILL!!!!! must have!!!!!

marill=bubbles

MOAR GRINDING!!!!!

nincada= Ms. bug

"youngster Joey want to battle"
YOU!!!!!!!!...oh no, wait. I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else! Carry on!

In the tunnel....
Damn you, critical hit! I wanted that whismur! I was gonna name it ear rape!

TORCHIC EVOLUTIONS FOR THE WIN!!!!

One not so intense gym battle later..
Grinding pays off pretty well.

"The Pokemon leagues rules stat that trainers are to be given this if they defeat a gym leader"
They what, now?

stone badge, get
We get badges? I don't remember hearing about this...

I'm going to take a look around town and see if I can't join a gang and get killed by a rival member.


"Get out! Out of my way!"
someone needs help! not that I care. I'm still plotting revenge for that ******** truck. I think I may have suffered brain damage

"Wait pleeeaaase!"
Not you, again!

"Don't take my goods!"
you need to lose weight anyway, pal.

"You're the fantastic trainer who helped me in petalburg woods!"
your point?

"Help me! I was robbed by team aqua! I have to get the devon goods back!"
Do I smell urine?

"If I don't....I'm going to be in serious trouble"
I don't see how you didn't get into trouble for taking those papers into the woods

"Ohhh, what am I to do? We were on our walk, peeko and I when we were jumped by an odd thug..."
*groans* ok, old man...don't go into senior rage, and I'll get your peeko back.

How hard does it have to be to get myself killed?


"The boss told me this would be a slick and easy job to pull'"
Well, you should have put more thought into it.

"Now if there is anything that troubles you, Don't hesitate to tell me!"
I have a list right here....

I'd better get something more than just a great ball this time! That guy could have had a gun or something....


"You got them back!"
You better give me something good.

"I know! I'll give you another great ball!"
You and your family will burn tonight, bud!

"Could I get you to deliver that to the shipyard in slateport?"
sure.You'd probably lose it on the train, anyway. And then I would have to get it, and get another ******** great ball. is that correct?

"It would be awful if those robbers tried to take it again"
What's in here that's so important?

"Could I count on you to do that for me?"
You barely know me, and this could wind up on ebay in a week

"You saved our staff not just once, but twice!"
You need a new staff

now you want me to deliver a letter?


a pokenav? It's better than a great ball. kbai!!

Brenden, I would battle you, but not only would I get distracted by that silly hair, and I'm a delivery girl now. Toodles.



Dad? How did you get this number? Make sure mom doesn't turn my room into a meth lab, ok?

dewford town
Why can't we live here?

Granite cave.

This cave is ******** dark. Someone could be hiding.

Abra=shreds

I got the trollish abra. Not so high and mighty now, are you?

"My name is Steven"
What's the big idea of making my go through that dark cave?

"I'll give you this TM"
What is with these crappy rewards?


Well whatever, time to grind again. But first, I need to heal...
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Would saying tl;dr make you mad? emotion_awesome
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Would saying tl;dr make you mad? emotion_awesome
i wouldn't

but viper would think up of a way to kill you. either quick and painless, or slow and humiliating

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