The Sub-Terranian Monarchy Has Risen

[Pirell Losselhein]

Behold, the moles! For years that have lived under you, but nothing lives beneath them! We now declare war on all other species, except birds of prey because the vultures and owls sighned a contract with us...And now, join the spade-shaped fist of the underground explores.


Stare in awe at your new rulers.
So...Uhh...Chat about pet rodents and such I guess...

[AlaskaStreet]

As long as we're talking regular moles like the cute star-nosed ones and not naked mole rats, I'm down with the invasion. Besides, underground homes are becoming pretty popular and they're easy to heat and cool, too.

[Pirell Losselhein]

AlaskaStreet

As long as we're talking regular moles like the cute star-nosed ones and not naked mole rats, I'm down with the invasion. Besides, underground homes are becoming pretty popular and they're easy to heat and cool, too.

Actually we're talking about both, be it sub-terranian mamal with fleshy bits on the end of it's snout or insect-like hairless sub-terranian mamal. Because...Even we need some guys that act like colonies of bugs...And the underground homes were our idea, everyone else just stole it.

[AlaskaStreet]

Well you don't look like much of a mole to me. Sure you're not one of those lizardpeople that apparently rule the planet?

[i_jerkoff]

lying is your greatest passion

[l Omie-Gosh l]

I have the greatest phobia with moles & shrews ever since a shrew ran across my arm when I was little gonk . They just look so otherworldly and creepy, I flip out everytime I see one. gonk gonk

[Pirell Losselhein]

AlaskaStreet

Well you don't look like much of a mole to me. Sure you're not one of those lizardpeople that apparently rule the planet?

Errr...Iiit's a myystterrryyyyy.

[Pirell Losselhein]

i_jerkoff

lying is your greatest passion

The heck is that suppost to mean?

[Pirell Losselhein]

Hemlock_Thorne

I have the greatest phobia with moles & shrews ever since a shrew ran across my arm when I was little gonk . They just look so otherworldly and creepy, I flip out everytime I see one. gonk gonk

Ok, check one on the battle stratigies list...Seek out people with phobias of shrews and or moles...*evil laughter*