- Posted: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:16:15 +0000
THERE'S SCIENCE TO BE DONE.
Have you ever wanted to help create a horde of ravenous zombies? Do you have a collection of hazardous waste barrels strewn about your lawn? Think you have what it takes to shut up and do as you're told even as your colleagues begin to mysteriously disappear? Perhaps you've always desired to work for an employer who will label you with a three digit number and more then likely wind up causing your untimely demise?
If so then G CORP might be the right place for you!
Now that you've picked a career shouldn't you dress the part?
Here at the LabTech petition our goal is to show the big wigs at Gaia that we truly want a LabTech set. It's been far too long and it's about time we finally got what we've wanted all these years isn't it? So feel free to sit down, have a cup of patented LabTech brand coffee and don't you mind that brain sucking rabbit latched to your cranium...
and sign the petition for science's sake!
Your local neighborhood LabTech