I'm going to open by saying a terrible thing, but then I am going to say some okay things.
Pregnancy is a form of body horror to me. The whole thing spooks me out pretty bad and the idea of becoming pregnant is one of my biggest fears. This isn't really up for discussion, I'm just offering it up as some background info.
The point I want to make is that even though I feel that way I respect the people who want these items and I would like to offer my support on this petition.
Look at the compromise you're all willing to make! This is something you all agree is beautiful and super great, and you're all okay with having the piss taken out of this thing you love if it means you can get some representation. Even if it means queasy faces and barfing and ¿aliens? - you're all ready to let Gaia ruin this thing with its weird sense of humor for items you'll still be able to enjoy.
I also agree that there is way too much potential on this site to create sexually explicit scenes (and that there are too many standalone items that present a misleading picture of sexuality and sex appeal), and how ironic it is that an indisputably positive result of (consensual) ~adult acts~ should be viewed as inappropriate and a bad influence.
Okay so I really got into it and this is a lot of stuff.
Just... give the ladies these totally innocuous items that won't hurt anyone. Do it for their enjoyment and so you can say you care about what people want.
So um
TL;DR I am signing this petition.