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Leftovers Wives

I’m taking out all of your leftover wives
As I try to remind them of once-happy lives
On a homemade food budget with no cooking skill
I’ll stuff them with sandwiches til they are filled

I’m raising up all of your leftover kids
Who probably wish they had come down with SIDS
By the time you’re released, I’ll be on to the next
Just a pinch-hitting dad with a hero complex

And what do I get from this reckless affair
But multiplied troubles and fast-graying hair
Yet still I keep making the fatal mistake
Of snatching the scraps from a half-eaten plate

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Why so you have such lame rhymes. Red fish, blue fish, one fish, two fish!

I'm just dog some late night hating. heart
Lovers Never Tell
Why so you have such lame rhymes. Red fish, blue fish, one fish, two fish!

I'm just dog some late night hating. heart


lol The bite is in the subject, lyric style. Makes it easy for me to remember and laugh.
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