Alchemiholic
(?)Community Member
- Posted: Sat, 28 Apr 2012 19:10:11 +0000
Our story so far:
Saint Fu
OK KIDS.
So, back in the day, I had a hobby. It was a mean-spirited and arrogant hobby, because that is how I roll. I would take the lousy poems of dumb kids and write a whole new poem based on the sentiment. Occasionally I'd write a response poem. My poems were better because it was pretty much impossible to be worse, and it was fun, and it was oddly challenging at the same time.
Here is my plan! If you have written a crappy poem or if you see a poem that is so bad it makes you wish your black heart could squeeze out some tears somewhere on the OP/L forum, you post them here, and I will make something new and probably awesome out of them.
Please note that if you post a poem you wrote and call it crappy even though it is not, I will just ignore you because you are an attention whore.
If you post a poem that someone else wrote and call it crappy even though it is not, I will post some kind of defense - angry, eloquent, or both - and then ignore you because you are petty and kind of a jerk.
We're talking about the dregs, here.
OK GET CRACKING.
So, back in the day, I had a hobby. It was a mean-spirited and arrogant hobby, because that is how I roll. I would take the lousy poems of dumb kids and write a whole new poem based on the sentiment. Occasionally I'd write a response poem. My poems were better because it was pretty much impossible to be worse, and it was fun, and it was oddly challenging at the same time.
Here is my plan! If you have written a crappy poem or if you see a poem that is so bad it makes you wish your black heart could squeeze out some tears somewhere on the OP/L forum, you post them here, and I will make something new and probably awesome out of them.
Please note that if you post a poem you wrote and call it crappy even though it is not, I will just ignore you because you are an attention whore.
If you post a poem that someone else wrote and call it crappy even though it is not, I will post some kind of defense - angry, eloquent, or both - and then ignore you because you are petty and kind of a jerk.
We're talking about the dregs, here.
OK GET CRACKING.