~Rebuilding~

Hilarious enough?

Yes?	28.9%	[ 11 ]
No?	71.1%	[ 27 ]
Total Votes:			[ 38 ]

[-_- Kichiro Oda -_-]

You Realize that you can't attack guilds that allow planar psionics, if you don't allow them here. It's a simple Doji rule about the FFA with banned magics. Considering them BS and nulling them out on that is the same thing as banning that magic, so several of the guilds you have attacked proclaiming the use of this guild would actually be nixxed in the face of FFA rules.

[Tacitus]

((Its allowed, just so long as its not bullshit. Erasing the guild from existance is bullshit and thus Jack can halt it. Throwing around dimes with kinesis is not. There is a difference. Besides, its mainly just an antimagic field of sorts. I thought you'd learned how to get around that.))

[-_- Kichiro Oda -_-]

Tacitus

((Its allowed, just so long as its not bullshit. Erasing the guild from existance is bullshit and thus Jack can halt it. Throwing around dimes with kinesis is not. There is a difference. Besides, its mainly just an antimagic field of sorts. I thought you'd learned how to get around that.))

I believe you are in the right than. Considering that Planar Psionics where philosophy can destroy a Guild is likely BS. When you stated Planar Psionics as BS, I thought you meant all forms of it. Mine are more amusing. Like this.

~A Kiyoshi clone walks on the outskirts of the Guild. It still smells bad though he is just outside it. So, he duplicates the wave frequencies of a Lysol can from the Astral Plane through the fuel of the nightmare plane.(Astral Projection of Lysol?) He begins to spray the Guild with Lysol, duplicating the substance within to make a steady stream of Lysol towards the Guild.~

Edit: I can do more mechanics if you wish.

[DJ Notashi]

Danc'n all crazy like, n' singin' a song n' all that jazz came Trip. He was head'n to the new man whom provided fuems. TRIP LOVED FUEM! As he walked into the cloud of lysol he took deep breathes buzz'n somehow. ...Sniff..."Fresh air.." He then pulled out a Caster, aimed it at the intruder and let out a crazy a** magic type bullet. It was real crazy. Wasn't really magic, but more of just...something...maybe it was magic. Could be proved...Bam, it went off.

[Xion Avalon Arcadia]

Horekoshu Notashi

Danc'n all crazy like, n' singin' a song n' all that jazz came Trip. He was head'n to the new man whom provided fuems. TRIP LOVED FUEM! As he walked into the cloud of lysol he took deep breathes buzz'n somehow. ...Sniff..."Fresh air.." He then pulled out a Caster, aimed it at the intruder and let out a crazy a** magic type bullet. It was real crazy. Wasn't really magic, but more of just...something...maybe it was magic. Could be proved...Bam, it went off.

Then some dude light his cig. Doom embraced the world for a brief moment in a vivid flash of lights and loud booming sounds.

[DJ Notashi]

Sound waves coming from his singing mysteriously caused some kind of affect to draw the flames away from him. Weird like. A barrier...kind of...Didn't matter. He was protected by it. Thats about it.

[Xion Avalon Arcadia]

Horekoshu Notashi

Sound waves coming from his singing mysteriously caused some kind of affect to draw the flames away from him. Weird like. A barrier...kind of...Didn't matter. He was protected by it. Thats about it.

No, sorry, even the innocent died. Mainly because they inhaled it, causing a chain for the doom to travel on even before the man can finish his actions of getting 'high' on life. Though when he did go boom, it was 99.9% germ free with a fresh lemon scent. Maybe it was mountain springs, whatever floats your boat.

rofl

[DJ Notashi]

Trip was tolerant to inhalants, and wouldn't be affected by the lysols poisen. With that, he was still able to sing and have the sound waves protect him. The doom would seek else where he supposed. Though the lysol didn't reach the guild. Only outside of it. He was still safe.

[-_- Kichiro Oda -_-]

The bullet was coming at Kiyoshi. Kiyoshi wasn't there. Te corporal cut that puppet.

Where did he go?

Look at the 200 clones now surrounding the guild walls evenly apart carrying two, yes two, cans of lysol.

How did they get there?

A duplication of those physical and metaphysical frequencies as to mimmic it around the fecal fortress 200 times at the speed of a thought.

Why 200?

Randomly picked number in the spirit of chaos.

What were they doing?

Each spraying the cans of lysol while duplicating the substance within. The spray was made to go twice the speed by an increase in the frequency of the waves which made up the lysol.

Shitdom was under attack by 400 cans of lysol shooting twice as fast, it was "mountain breeze".

[Ebil Mecha Pup]

A giant aracade machine dropped out of the sky, no more than three feet from the main gates. For a few minutes, it just sat there, doing nothing. And then...


FIRE


Sparks shot out of it all over the place, catching the Lysol and causing ever more firey doom. Al the while, the arcade machine's screen was blinking on and off, intemitently displaying the following:


[Getting Warez]
[;RedVirale8ight]
Loaded [|.........]

[Seta Frost]

-God ignites the methane given off my the s**t and the guild gets vaporized.-

[Ebil Mecha Pup]

The methane explosions were a pretty sight, lighting the form of an arcade machine flyign off into the sky with brilliant colors. A second more, and it was gone, out of sight as it sped on to pester some new victim.