~Rebuilding~

Hilarious enough?

Yes?	28.9%	[ 11 ]
No?	71.1%	[ 27 ]
Total Votes:			[ 38 ]

[[~Genesis~]]

XXX

[free-huggz]

what is the point?! *flails arms* confused

[[~Genesis~]]

(^Above post is a random noob...Praise Chaos!)

[DJ Notashi]

Chibi Horekoshu
From the North a small look'n midget man would walk towards the fortress. His head was about the size of his body, as he carried a chibi buster look'n sword on his right shoulder with his right hand. His eyes were closed, and he had a smile across his face that resembled ^____^.

Trip'n Chew
Danc'n along from the South came Trip. He wore sunglasses, that were one of the only two things noticed mainly by his head. The other being his giant DJ Headphones that was wired from his Micro-MP7. Atop his head, was a tilted pink had as well. Not really gangster, but oddly enough looked techno raid like. He had a bubble blown from his mouth, and he was constantly singing these lyrics. "Im' happy...Im' feel'n glad...I've got sunshine n' a bag...N' Im' useless...but not for long...Because my future...is com'n on..." Each word he said would cause a neckless around his neck to light up in bright metalic colors. Crazy like.

[Tacitus]

The demon lord of defecation sat upon a throne in his humanoid form, known to all as Jack Schitt. He had been seeking a place to reign, and right next to a sewage treatment plant seemed as good as any. At least he'd have a never ending supply of s**t to use and abuse. He wondered how a giant turd might serve as a minion. He'd have to give that tho-FLUSH! "Dammit! Leaned on the handle again."

[[~Genesis~]]

The Actors were despondent. Not much to do for an Actor, when you don't want to act anymore. They wandered around, fancy theatrical costumes all stained with the stench and color of the fortress. One of them was trying to sculpt, but was failing miserably. Even given the natural ugliness of a sculpture in s**t, the results were terrible.

Spineless Asagi sort of....oozed out of the reclamation facility pools. How many times had he been swept into the sewers by the cleaning crews? What way to treat a human...kind of...was that?! Oozing along, he followed the stench of s**t. Wherever he was headed, he felt they must accept him better than they had in Durem.

[Redforest]

he runs tward the base with a big pot of melted cheese floating infront of him.

[Tacitus]

He slipped in s**t, HO s**t SON! One would hope his mouth wasn't open or he had any open wounds. That'd be really nasty. 0.0

[Tacitus]

Oelden sat on the fortress, yes: on, happy as a clam. He rocked back and forth laughing to himself as if it was the funnest damn thing in the world. He was watching Jack throw s**t for like...miles.

[DJ Notashi]

Chibi Horekoshu
Chibi Horekoshu would keep his pace to the fortress, but haulted once he accidently stepped in sheet. "Motha' F*ck!"

Trip'n Chew
Trip kept his pace to the fortress, all of a sudden stepp'n n' sheet. He actually didn't realize it, and kept go'n on...Ironically he was singing a song with these lyrics..."...Piece of sheet..."

[Ebil Mecha Pup]

Spineless Asagi oozed along a steady pace, getting closer and closer to the fortress. The stench was greater here, and suspect brown globs were all around. Asagi simply moved around them, his barely human starfish-like shape easing about the globs as Asagi navigated through them.


One of the Actors considered singing a ballad, and stopped halfway through his thought, suddenly falling over in apathy. He landed face first in the s**t. Whatever, who cared? There was no play to act in, who cared about s**t in the face?

[Redforest]

sits on s**t eating cheese, poured it on the mound and made s**t warriors with cheese armor.

[Tacitus]

The s**t consumed the cheese and the s**t warriors began body slamming the man. Why? Cause it was more fun than getting ******** cheese poured on them.