YOU GUYS HAVE TO READ THIS!!!
JW:"Here's my idea for a sport...I knock a ball into a gopher hole."
S: Oh you mean like pool?
JW: " Bah pool , a sissy game! You don't hit the ball with a straight stick! You hit it with a little screwed up stick! I used it and I whack the ball and it go into a gopher hole."
S: Ah ok, you mean like Croquet!
JW "Screw croquet! I put the hole hundreds of yards away! Aha yeah! It'll be great yeah!"
S: Sorta like that bowling thing then?
JW: "Hell no! Ya see, I put crap in the way! Like trees, and bushes, an' high grass, so you can loose your frickin' ball! Then you'll go whackin' away with a a stick shaped like a tire iron. Whackin away, and each time you miss you feel like you're gonna have a stroke. HA! yes!! THAT's what we'll call it! A stroke! Cuz every time you miss, you feel like you're gonna die! Oh great! Oh hell... yeah this is brilliant. At the end, I put a flat piece, with a little flag sticking up, to give ya hope. But then, I'll put in a sand trap, and a pool of water to screw with your ball again! Ah you'll be there thrashin' and jerkin' away the sand, nya ha!"
S:Wow...and you do this 1 time?
JW: "*stares incredulously* Of course not, you do it 18 frickin times!..... ....hmmm..... Seph... i have a question for you.
S: Yeah?
JW: Why are we in the same bed togethor and where are my pants?