The United States of America [Sky's back! *ominous music*]

[Prey For Reign]

((Wow, I've never looked at it that way before. I mean, you're right. I was abused as a child and even now the terrors of high school and all the peer pressure has me shaking in my boots. I guess making fun of you online vents off my innermost frustration and hurt at times.

But now I understand. I mean, I guess I didn't exactly respect you when you were spending the bulk of your time reporting posts on an anime roleplaying website, so much in fact that Doji probably quit because of you, but now I get it. Now you come at me with conclusive proof that you're not just another redneck living in the middle of nowhere. Instead, you're going to be a Nuclear Physicist. What kind of monster would I be to not show respect to someone I've met on the internet? I mean, I must be the first person to do that.

PS: I don't see all this civility you're talking about either. All I've seen thus far is you addressing a concern with some blatantly unfunny sarcasm every other page and getting shot down by Sere or Naota 20 minutes later.))

[Skyburn]

((And that's all because you've failed to actually talk anything out with anyone.
Not to mention your own blatantly sarcasm that just as well lacks humor, if not moreso, just to be truthful. That, and your constant need to provoke anyone over the smallest slight, which gets no one anywhere apart from being quite annoyed with you.
Or the fact that you exaggerate every little thing. ))

[[Only]]

[Doji probably quit because of sky?

Please, enlighten me.]

[Skyburn]

((He's saying he quit because I reported three threads per month, and will argue that it was far more than that, seeing as how I must have obviously been reporting threads like that daily, when in fact he was present nearly every time I reported a thread, and actually only report one in four thread I even warn of their rule-breaking, which happens only a couple times per month.

Basically, Sharr is being his old self, insulting and wishing to provoke me for some reason unknown to just about everyone. It's like what 14 year old girls do in high-school (or 4 year olds in pre-school) to get someone else in trouble for their own benefit.))

[Prey For Reign]

((It's not you, it's me.

You're being sad when you post, you know that? I was just trying to provoke you because I heard Doji quit. But damn, I didn't know the whole history behind it. That's pretty hilarious.

Sky denies how funny how I am to just about everyone except him. He's moving on up the totem pole too. He's brave enough to generalize and note that "everyone" finds me annoying, and not just him.))

[fav]

((Odd, I don't see him saying 'everyone' anywhere. Though I know you annoy the hell out of me.))

[Prey For Reign]

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((Odd, I don't see him saying 'everyone' anywhere. Though I know you annoy the hell out of me.))

((You're blind, Mr. Hardcore Oldbie Roleplayer.

Did you and Sky cyber over AIM before he linked you to the thread?))

[Elegant Egotism]

OoC:

This is the slowest internet arguement I've ever seen. You guys need to pick up the pace and make it more interesting.

[Skyburn]

((All right, Serebrate, here you have it:

If I ever hear Sharr come up with an original insult that he alone hasn't repeatedly beat into star-crossed oblivion, I'll be forced to rip my own torso to shreds, break several vertebrate, twist my body around, fall over and
eat
my
own
a**.

Or something akin to it, seeing as it's actually come across as humorous that he still believes whatever he says actually means anything. It's come to the point I can actually like him for who he is despite the fact that he has nothing but harsh things to say to me in such a manner that, should anyone say them to me in person, I'd be inevitably be forced to bludgeon them to death with the nearest object or Barbara Streisand's nose. We've all come across to the point that we've realized that all of those little needles he likes to throw around are only needles and while originally painful, you realize they are utterly harmless and become a mere annoyance.

The worst part is that, despite the fact that he's beat the horse to the point that it's no more than really bad-tasting pudding, he still thinks it's all funny, just the same as how Disney assumes that Step It Up #192 and all of those other new sequels coming out are going to be the new big best seller.))

[Prey For Reign]

((I'm so funny.))

[Skyburn]

Khartoum, Sudan
+++The cameras in question were the best money could buy - military grade, that was, of course. Via computer databases and various composite pictures, forty men from the Sudanese military were found to be aiding in the Darfur conflict. Fortunately, over half were in the same building - a barracks -at the moment. That was, of course, until an F-22 saw fit to change that with an SDB, which was very successful.
+++Meanwhile, Air Force Pararescuemen, TAC-P, EOD, and Combat Control soldiers made their way through the buildings of Khartoum, which had been infiltrated by themselves. With information updated constantly, it wasn't hard to find the other twenty-some targets. Most put up a fight - three of twenty did not, as they had no weapons with them - which ended with the Air Force men winning hands down, only two men wounded.

One Hour Later, Darfur Region, Sudan

+++Angels had an odd tendency to show up in the strangest of places. Even though many claimed God had left Africa, some would argue otherwise. One such case played itself out very nicely, almost literally becoming an Angel-On-The-Shoulder story.
+++A member of the 1st SFOD-D lay prone, silently, while a desert ghillie. He'd have preferred to have covered himself in sand and dirt around, but for now he had to make due with a bush and his ghillie as cover because of his time constraints, which meant he was subsequently unbearable hot. However, he was here for a reason. Looking through his scope and then looking at the other eleven members of his team, eight of whom either carried DMRs or Sniper Rifles of some sort, obviously their own picking, he nodded.
+++Through his scope he saw a microcosm of the entire regional conflict. A member of the Janjaweed was grabbing a boy, no more than in his teen years, and taking a bucket of water, which the Delta operator assumed was all the boy had to his name. Quickly, he took aim, having no time to lose as the raider put his AK-47 to the boy's head. A trigger pull and only two seconds later, the round impacted the skull of the man, lobotomizing him on sight. Falling forward on his now mangled face, the raider dropped both the bucket and rifle, one spilling, the other laying silently. Seven more shots gave reports, and all were firm kills. However, they weren't done. Another volley of shots, their staccato so in tune with one another only a few shots could be truly heard, their speed and training was so precise. With only three to go, the final bad guys were each put down with at least two shots to the head.
+++Only one civilian day, this interception was in the nick of time and very much a lifesaver.

Northern Sudan
+++At the same time, a better plan was unfolding. A small convoy was moving through the area, made up of four deuce-and-a-halfs and a pair of Humvees, one in front and one behind, all with tinted windows.
+++It came as little surprise when the front Humvee was struck by an RPG at close range, and the warhead went off. The combat vehicle was thrown over and well off the road, next to a Janjaweed soldier. To his bewilderment, all he saw at the steering wheel was a lack-thereof, and instead a steering mechanism had been installed. Nothing else was inside, and instantly, the man knew what had happened.
+++As soon as it had been fired, the man with the RPG was shot through the head. Out of the following trucks poured out troops, firing effectively into the Janjaweed soldiers. From their highest altitude, two UH-60 Blackhawks, whom had been following the convoy, plunged down low to the ground only to flare at the last possible second, hovering their wheels only two feet above the ground as twelve fully-loaded soldiers disembarked, catching the Janjaweed force in total shock and awe as they were cut down.

[Skyburn]

((While I'm gone, Leon James (and Ju, when he feels like it), will be taking America back over. Leon has agreed to honor the new friendships I've made with China, Eruasia and the ISAF, so no worries there. He won't attack anyone unless he is first attacked, but I do authorize him to continue the Sudan conflict, seeing as I believe everyone can agree to killing off genocidal maniacs.

He may also renovate the military as he sees fit.))

[Alucard von Dracali]

Skyburn

((While I'm gone, Leon James (and Ju, when he feels like it), will be taking America back over. Leon has agreed to honor the new friendships I've made with China, Eruasia and the ISAF, so no worries there. He won't attack anyone unless he is first attacked, but I do authorize him to continue the Sudan conflict, seeing as I believe everyone can agree to killing off genocidal maniacs.
He may also renovate the military as he sees fit.))

((I have returned...*waves little flag hesitently*...yay?...anyone? sweatdrop It seems I'm the only member left. crying ))

[Illusive Man]

((OoC: As Davy Jones in Pirates of the Caribbean would say: Are you know?))

[Alucard von Dracali]

Leon James

((OoC: As Davy Jones in Pirates of the Caribbean would say: Are you know?))

(( Sky claimed you'd be coming back so I knew you were but at the time...I was all alone sad haha, welcome back Leon. Just to keep you up to date, I am your Secretary of Defense and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and I can also do military stuff if you ever need it. But, How have ya been?))