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((LOL@vest.
I feel the FFA is sometimes stalked by gaia artists for ideas.
Vampire hat's Soul Stealer Hex?.... I played with the whole soul-stealing diagrams. >.> wink )
In a moment of not thinking, Raven sniffed a bit to clear his sinuses and throat, which was still exposed by his open mouth. At the exact moment he started sniffing, Matt exploded. The explosion was spontaneous, and Raven's reaction was pure, honed reflex. One knee hit the ground as his thumb popped the leather flap off of the handle of his automag and allowed him to grab it and pull it out, the whole action taking less than a full second. The following action of bringing the pistol up and supporting his grip with a second hand and pointing it in a direction that was previously behind Raven - the most likely source of an explosion, as Raven had always been constantly checking to his sides and behind Matt for anyone that might try to sneak up.

However, no one was there, beyond Jen the receptionist and... a woman that Raven did not know and had previously been ignoring because she looked so unthreatening that it was obvious she wasn't and would never be any sort of physical or mental threat. Her face looked somewhat confused and her body moved awkwardly as she approached Raven, but her movement was reminiscent enough of Matt's - Raven had noted every single detail of Matt and literally filed it in his mind nearly a minute ago - that Raven eased and holstered his weapon.

"What," Raven began as he stood up, dusting the lint off of his knee because no one had sweeped the floor of the GPD for several years, "was that."
Tacitus
((I refuse to RP with myself. Haupt doesn't count, cause he suuuuuuuucks. XD))
((At least I get to do something, like... I don't know, bump w/o saying bump?.... GAHH, I do suck. At least you mentioned me in your post. I feel so special... whee Well, time for one those suck-a** posts.))

Hermann, as usual, was just sitting in the basement, recharging his batteries that hadn't been charged for the past 2 weeks. His current state can be best described as 'skeletal,' as he does not have any attachments or modules active at the moment. Needless to say, he's not very useful, well, comparatively as useful as he would be at full charge. Not that he really was that useful... Dust indeed had been collecting on Hermann's Soul suit, which had been unwashed for quite a long time now. The markings have begun to chip and tarnish, the number '086' beginning to fade, the metallic frame losing its silvery gray luster. Hermann then decided to leave the Soul suit alone for a while, so that he could do two things at once: fix himself, and annoy others, especially Tac, for the lack of the thing he applied for this job: doing something other than sit around and pet dust bunnies.

((And why in the hell would someone want to make an item dedicated to the GPD? And where can I get it?))
.: Who is in command of this thread? :.
Valentine Razir Hoskuo
.: Who is in command of this thread? :.


OoC:

Tacticus, last I checked. It's on the front page, along with his other aliases.
((Someone missed the big announcement on the first page, and managed to not look at anything on any page in the thread at all. If its about the UN thing and the WMD attack or whatever, I've heard already through another guild of which I am a part. I may suggest only interacting with the GPD of the three guilds attached to this thread, which even then may not be sane what with Raven running around. XD))
((There's nothing written on the first page abpout that vest, or, it was cleverly hdden from me... ninja ))
Tacitus
((Someone missed the big announcement on the first page, and managed to not look at anything on any page in the thread at all. If its about the UN thing and the WMD attack or whatever, I've heard already through another guild of which I am a part. I may suggest only interacting with the GPD of the three guilds attached to this thread, which even then may not be sane what with Raven running around. XD))

.: All we request is your presence at the U.N. for being the leader of a rather large operation. :.
((The sanity comment concerning Raven still applies. Depending on the time this thing goes down I may show up, but this time of year is busy for me. You know, holidays, birthday, tests, rolling my car, etc.))

((Haupt, no one is talking to you. XP [Try HR Wesleys, or however the ******** you spell it]))
Tacitus
((The sanity comment concerning Raven still applies. Depending on the time this thing goes down I may show up, but this time of year is busy for me. You know, holidays, birthday, tests, rolling my car, etc.))

((Haupt, no one is talking to you. XP [Try HR Wesleys, or however the ******** you spell it]))

(Well, Raven could represent Tacitus. Believe it or not, he can actually be useful in politics, but that's because its one of the rare times he's serious.

trust me.)
((I checked the NPC roster, and Jen's not there. I think she's dead. THis is the receptionist.))

The woman looked around slowly, checking out everyone along with Raven. But hen she started looking at herself. Once the eyes fell on the breasts, the hands quickly followed. The new receptionist began feeling herself up. She began looking around again, hands still tightly grasped to her boobs. She looked at Raven, and made an exclamation.

"Damn! She makes me really want a d**k again! In a not gay way, of course. Oh, right. That was me, feeling incredibly pained by whatever is out there, I guess. I'm still processing, which is hard, because all I felt was pain."

Throughout this exclamation, Matt / Heather had moved her/his hands, and was feeling her face, smudging her make-up.

"I had forgotten what touch felt like. It's so much more intense than anything."

Heather walked towards Raven slowly, looking at him, eying him up and down. She got around a foot towards him, and was looking at his face, and his lips.

"I wonder..."

After a few seconds, Heather leaned in closely to Raven, attempting to kiss him hard and passionately, along with some tung in there as well.
((....did someone move my unkillable magic-immune receptionist? I will not be happy if someone did that... There are dozens of NPCs, but you had to take the one that you can't actually take...))

((...no, she's there. "Officer Jennifer "Jen" Kilmartin-Receptionist." We got a new one. Yes, she's also named Jen. Yes, she also looks the same. No, she's not a twin (or whatever incarnation we're up to now). Heather Cho is the Genesis Receptionist. >.> ))
((The least you guys could've done was answer my question, jeez. I'm not a noob, I still get treated like a noob. How great for me. Even posts directed to some users aren't even given notice. If I'm really not wanted here, fine, I'll leave and stalk from a distance. I bet no one would even care to look at this one, too, 'cause it came from a nazi-noob-german-filipino-whatever-guy.)) Hermann decided to see how much people really gave a damn about him by talking to a random person in the hall. Hermann spots Raven, hoping to get a straight answer from him. "Hey Raven, do I suck?" he asks with his usual metallic voice.
Hauptmann_086
((The least you guys could've done was answer my question, jeez. I'm not a noob, I still get treated like a noob. How great for me. Even posts directed to some users aren't even given notice. If I'm really not wanted here, fine, I'll leave and stalk from a distance. I bet no one would even care to look at this one, too, 'cause it came from a nazi-noob-german-filipino-whatever-guy.)) Hermann decided to see how much people really gave a damn about him by talking to a random person in the hall. Hermann spots Raven, hoping to get a straight answer from him. "Hey Raven, do I suck?" he asks with his usual metallic voice.


OoC:

Perhaps this self-defeatist attitude is the reason, or you're trying so hard to be noticed you end up coming off annoying.
(I didn't notice your question, Hauptmann.

And Robert, you're a sick ********. XD)

Raven giggled a bit at the creature's reaction to its new body, somewhat amused. It wasn't creepy - what kind of man wouldn't want to be a woman for a day, if just to do dirty things? Few could actually be a woman for a day. Raven, on the other hand, could become any organic physical form he wished... as long as it had a heart and a blood processing system. He simply chose his current form because he felt it suited him.

However, when the incarnation of Matt leaned over with a sultry voice and obvious intent, the only thing those lips would meet would be Raven's pale palm, cleverly positioned between his face and hers. Sex was sex, but it wasn't something Raven craved often, as he could get it whenever he wanted any woman due to his ability to change form and well-practiced seduction techniques that he'd acquired eons ago in espionage training and field operations. It wasn't anything particularly special to him as a hedonistic pursuit, and something he knew very little about coming on to him creeped him out.

"No," was all he said to that. To Hauptmann, whom Raven now chose to notice, he said, "No."

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