GPD/Genesis/Aegis [A Return...]

[Alala Alala]

Vorpal sifted through the things in his briefcase, ample to save his fingers from being idle. He was afflicted with an intent to murder and he felt that nightfall would not come soon enough. As he listened to the old man and the officer chatter insignificantly, a lady walked past him, jogging across the park steps with her dog behind her.

She disappeared into a path that led into a more crested area of the park. Vorpal raised his body up, lifting the briefcase, and followed suit.

[Tacitus]

((I think it was Ex that once put together a combination of semi, cruiser, speeder, and helicopter into a modular vehicle of some sort. I don't recall there ever having been a motorcycle sponsored by the GPD, however. Shall I have Argus contact the AOTDCC?))

((Raven, the hospital fees aren't for the ones that get in the way, they are for the ones who still manage to get injured over a half mile away.))

For a long moment the elderly man did not speak but instead allowed his lips to fall into a lopsided frown and a displeased look. His free hand flicks up into his field of vision holding a green wafer no bigger than his own hand that looks surprisingly like a PDA without the casing and a great deal of the electronics. He studies it for a moment and his eyes flick back and forth, "I've docked your pay and contacted the nearest bank to allocate the funds. The next time you do not show up for work I'm assigning a fee to the account where your paycheck is being transfered."

The wafer vanishes in the blink of an eye with no real indication of where it has been stashed, if he even placed it about his person at all. He blinks only once before he continues, "Commissioner Nusradai seems not to care about the activities of his employees, but this will change. You are here to perform a service to the public. Serve. Protect. Defend. Get out of my sight. For your sake I would suggest returning with a serious offender before dawn."

[A Cotton Picker]

(Oh. Right. I forgot why Raven can't have hand grenades anymore. XD)

"And she did the boogie joogie woogie oogie foogie!" Raven yelled as he powerslided into the reception area of the GPD, his bare knees burning against the floor. For whatever reason, he was wearing nothing but a pair of whitie tighties and socks. And he was sober. It was an everyday thing, though, so no one asked questions. Not even the occassional mad bomber that had to deal with a mostly nude short police officer.

"No shirt, no shoes, what am I gonna do?!" Raven sang, "Every lady loves an undressedd mannnn!"

[Tacitus]

Jen the Receptionist stared at Raven and pulled out an elephant tranquilizer, "Weren't you told to stop doing that?"

[A Cotton Picker]

Raven looked at Jen and sobered up for a moment, absolutely serious. He hung his head ashamedly and said, "You're right, Jen. I'm sorry."

He then ripped his briefs off and did a pelvic thrust, his monster let off its leash, "Never said I couldn't do this, though!"

[Tacitus]

Jen died of laughter at the pathetic sight. Doing so cause the tranquilizer to at one point fly up in the air and somehow lodge itself in the end of Raven's member.

[A Cotton Picker]

Raven's monster was named "Steely Dan" for no reason. The elephant tranquilizer mushroomed hard against Raven's godly schlong of +8, and Raven then proceeded to use his c**k muscles to lift his schlong up... and slap Jen across the face without moving his legs. His d**k was just that long.

[Tacitus]

Raven got Jen all over himself, and her dead body quickly melted and inserted itself into Raven in a very wrong manner.

((Raven, IM me. I think my AIM is broken...))

[A Cotton Picker]

Tacitus

Raven got Jen all over himself, and her dead body quickly melted and inserted itself into Raven in a very wrong manner.

((Raven, IM me. I think my AIM is broken...))

Raven can stretch in the most disgusting ways.

(Its broken. The IM won't send.)

[Tacitus]

Then Raven stopped hallucinating because Jen wasn't even there in the first place. Oddly enough he was now dressed somehow.

[A Cotton Picker]

Tacitus

Then Raven stopped hallucinating because Jen wasn't even there in the first place. Oddly enough he was now dressed somehow.

(I MUST SEE YOUR MATHEMATICAL EQUATION FOR THIS, GOOD SIR.)

Raven looked around, then shrugged. He went back and sat at his office.

[Tacitus]

A parachute opens in the sky displaying three giant letters on a field of white and blue, three guesses what they are, and a slender form slowly floats towards the earth. She lands on the roof and despite there being no buzz-in from the roof she opens the locked door effortlessly and heads inside. The door slams shut with a clang behind her as the Receptionist makes her way to her desk to continue inane tasks. She had no recollection of ever having left the GPD and similarly had no clue she had been killed half a dozen times.

Jen was just that awesome.

[A Cotton Picker]

(Three letters... hm... POP?)

[Tacitus]

((No, Raven, its GGW. XD))

((I want a post from Kir dammit! >.< ))

[A Cotton Picker]

(Or JGW. XD)