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Olmert was in front. Well, in front for the Erusians. Some ISA guy was right in front of him. He had a nice outfi- Wait, why the f**k was he thinking about his outfit? Olmert was no gay, no, no. His brother, maybe, but not him. No, no, no. Olmert took a deep breath, and exhaled heavily. The ISA guy in front of him just rolled his eyes.
"Breaching, breaching!" Was yelled over the Com. system, and the door was blown. The heavy door flew inwards, hitting a wall on the opposite side. Those charges are the s**t, Olmert thought, and suddenly his instinct shoved him through the door with the lead soldier. He was supposed to clear right, and that's what he did.
Unfortunately, there were no f**k-tards (in Olmert's own words) to 'pwn,' again in Olmert's own words. Olmert was a huge nerd. Before joining the FEA, he was an overweight nerd who liked to play too many video games. His flaming-red hair made him even more of a loser, seeing that his graduated class had one other red-head, and she was... well... she was 'tarded.'
Finally, Olmert yelled clear, and more Erusians and ISA soldiers barreled past him.
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The LAV crew was, obviously, still outside. And while being out there, they realized what happened to the ISA CFV. They were cracking up. Nothing like shoving that in the ISA soldiers faces. "Oh, hi, I heard you got stuck there." However, they soon realized how dire the situation was. Split second thinking kicked in for the LAV crews, and the lead LAV turned around, and began backing up to the Brad.
The second LAV pulled up in front of the first, and focused it's firepower on the insurgents. The lead LAV pulled up close to the back of the Brad, then the driver went over the radio.
"Uh, Badger Four, this is Lemur One. I'm going to drop my hatch to get you losers out of there, okay? Let's make this quick, I hate sitting here like this."
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