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Post: 68595549_1 created on Sat, 08 Jan 2011 07:42:57 +0000
Posted: Sat, 08 Jan 2011 07:42:57 +0000

I know this seems like a horrible thing but if you thnk about it, santa is a creeeper. He sees you when your sleeping, he knows when your awake. I mean come on people! what more do you need to convince you? xp

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Post: 68595549_2 created on Sat, 08 Jan 2011 10:36:53 +0000
Posted: Sat, 08 Jan 2011 10:36:53 +0000

He has a huuuge beard and asks you to come sit on his lap. That's disgusting.

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Post: 68595549_3 created on Sat, 08 Jan 2011 11:15:00 +0000
Posted: Sat, 08 Jan 2011 11:15:00 +0000

he goes down ur chimney and who know what he does next

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Post: 68595549_4 created on Sat, 08 Jan 2011 11:56:03 +0000
Posted: Sat, 08 Jan 2011 11:56:03 +0000

yeah right and sometimes he doesn't give us what we want!!!hmph!!! evil

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Post: 68595549_5 created on Sat, 08 Jan 2011 12:20:12 +0000
Posted: Sat, 08 Jan 2011 12:20:12 +0000

(• ¬) < This little girl I was baby sitting, when she was two she was talking to her mum about Santa.
"Mommy, people can get in our house."
"What?"
"Santa!"
"Oh, but he's a good guy, so it's okay."
"But we don't have a chimney..."
"Oh, I leave the door open for him."

That child is almost six now and is completely terrified of Christmas....
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Post: 68595549_6 created on Sat, 08 Jan 2011 12:43:53 +0000
Posted: Sat, 08 Jan 2011 12:43:53 +0000

Dude santa's a ninja. His coat's red cuz he kills kids who sneak up on him...O_o

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Post: 68595549_7 created on Sat, 08 Jan 2011 16:17:18 +0000
Posted: Sat, 08 Jan 2011 16:17:18 +0000

hes not real its your parents i help rap the presents for christmas.

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Post: 68595549_8 created on Sat, 08 Jan 2011 19:09:15 +0000
Posted: Sat, 08 Jan 2011 19:09:15 +0000

...Don't kill the little kids dreams d:

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Post: 68595549_9 created on Sat, 08 Jan 2011 19:49:19 +0000
Posted: Sat, 08 Jan 2011 19:49:19 +0000

lol when he goes down the chimney..... put a trampoline right there make him go back up and fall on his face.... saying ho ho owww 4laugh

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Post: 68595549_10 created on Sun, 09 Jan 2011 10:09:41 +0000
Posted: Sun, 09 Jan 2011 10:09:41 +0000

I mean REALLY? Santa is made for children to have magic in their life. Let's face it, being an adult, the magic is so gone! Let kids be young for as long as possible, reality kicks in soon enough. Do you people hate the Tooth Fairy too? So very sad! But just wait till YOU have kids of your own, you'll love it!

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