Why Naruto Characters Are Unfit to Date (Joke)

Thoughts?

I'll never look at Itachi or Kurenai the same way again.	5.9%	[ 3 ]
Anko and Gaara have a lot in common... I smell a new crackship!	3.9%	[ 2 ]
I am SO not doing it with Kiba, Shika, and/or Kankuro!	0.0%	[ 0 ]
Temari should make that an attack. XD	7.8%	[ 4 ]
I don't think I want to hug Tsunade anymore...	3.9%	[ 2 ]
Keep away from Runaround Tenten! :o	0.0%	[ 0 ]
Neji, mind your wandering Byakugan! >:o	19.6%	[ 10 ]
How do you kiss someone in a mask? o_O	9.8%	[ 5 ]
Orochimaru should just date his snakes.	15.7%	[ 8 ]
Um... I like gold. XD	33.3%	[ 17 ]
Total Votes:			[ 51 ]

[Melancholic Dreamer]

basselope7

Official Kiba

basselope7

Official Kiba

But everyone likes it doggie style~

;D

But, every single time? stare

I let Sasuke choose sometimes...

;D

Emosecks is fun time~

Kiba's not emo though. He's a jock. razz

But it's fun having sex with emo people.

;D

[basselope7]

Official Kiba

basselope7

Official Kiba

basselope7

Official Kiba

But everyone likes it doggie style~

;D

But, every single time? stare

I let Sasuke choose sometimes...

;D

Emosecks is fun time~

Kiba's not emo though. He's a jock. razz

But it's fun having sex with emo people.

;D

I wouldn't know... But I'd expect that to be so, cause I heart emo girls. xd

[MrPandaSauce]

basselope7

NOTE: I wrote this as a blog entry two years ago. I thought I'd copy and paste it here so I could share it with you guys. Please note that I have included both Neji and Temari, the ones I want for myself, to be fair and not play favorites.

Below this line it is all copy and paste from the original source:

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Remember: THIS IS A JOKE. I DO NOT ACTUALLY AGREE WITH WHAT I AM ABOUT TO SAY.

Here is a list of the probable dating flaws of Naruto characters that would make it irritating--if not impossible--to date if they actually existed. Remember, I came up with this entirely off the top of my head.

Guys:

Itachi: Ever wondered exactly why it is he has wrinkles?...

Sasuke: May breathe fire into your mouth while kissing--and might go so far as to call you "Hotlips" for weeks afterwards.

Kiba: Will always insist on doing it doggie-style.

Shikamaru: So lazy he'll fall asleep during sex.

Gaara: Blood fetish? Too strange--and creepy.

Kankuro: You'll never know whether you're doing him or the puppet.

Kakashi: Will insist on keeping his mask on while kissing.

Neji: Stares through people's clothes at random moments.

Rock Lee: Gets angry when he's drunk. Need I explain any further?

Chouji: He's already in love with food.

Orochimaru: Will tie you to the bed with snakes, turn his tongue into a snake while kissing you, and call on his snakes any time you're having intimate moments.

Naruto: Will subject you to endless pranks "in the name of love."

Girls:

Ino: Beyond the whole skank thing... she'll use Mind Body Switch Skill to put herself in your mind and touch herself, so that both her body and her in your body will feel it. Eccentric doesn't even begin to describe that maneuver.

Tenten: Her name means "here and there" for a reason. wink

Temari: As the master of wind, she will probably let some rip when you least expect it.

Sakura: Temper explains it all.

Hinata: Too shy to make moves on you.

Kurenai: Ever wonder why her eyes are red?...

Anko: See Gaara.

Tsunade: As enticing as those two heads on her chest may seem, imagine them crushing you.

Kin: Most likely gets off on sticking needles into her dates.

Once again, I ONLY MEAN THIS AS A JOKE!! I DO NOT INTEND TO RAIN ON YOUR FANTASIES BY POSTING THIS!!!

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Well, what do you think? xd

that thing with anko and hinata seems pretty awesome