All of the ones I've mentioned are particularly dark and sometimes tear worthy(Except The wooden Man. That's just pure crackxd) I guess you could say I like them so much is because I like angst and crack. 3nodding
There was a really gross fanfic with Itachi and Kisame, haha. I really liked it, but I can't find it... Oh well, if I posted it I'd get banned anyways. Ooooooooooooooooooooh.
Anyways, I guess I'll explain if, but I won't get hella detailed. It basically was about them hanging out several months before Itachi kicked the bucket. It focused a bit on him being sick, but haha, it was gross... so freaking gross. It was like one of those kinky scenes in 50 Shades of Grey, but worse. Kisame and Itachi had developed a relationship, but it wasn't the romantic kind. It was one of those kinds that involved sex and all kinds of hardcore crap. Kisame basically was a sadistic butt hole, and Itachi was a blank slate. He had no emotion, but he was perfectly willing to do crap with Kisame. He was like, "Oh, I'll touch your bum a bit, maybe we'll see where this goes." This fanfic was the stuff of nightmares, but I liked it because I'm gross. Anyways, there were some scenes where Kisame would look over and Itachi was hacking up blood and crap like that, and he didn't really care. He was basically like, "This dude keeps throwing up like a stupid little slut." Oh yeah, he called Itachi names, and Itachi didn't even care. He was like, "Just do it Kisame, do it please." and Kisame was like, "Aight." But like, this fanfic was written REALLY good. It wasn't one of those noob fanfics where some kid first stumbled on a computer and said, "Hey, I can write." but they can't really write, because they're stupid. Anyways, it was really good. The plot, aside from the sex, was really good. It basically included a stew of emotions, hollow, yet realistic in a sense. It included the reality that Itachi didn't really have anything to lose, so he just went along with it. He was just succumbing to Kisame. It wasn't rape, trust me, it was consent. It involved natures that a lot of people have. Things also involving "objectifying" and "friends with benefits" except they didn't see each other as friends... It's hard to explain, I really liked it thought. Hella gross, yet hella good. In the end, Kisame made a nasty comment. It wasn't uh... ok, yeah, it was bad. He basically was like, "I'm gonna miss him a bit, he was good at what he did (in the bed), but see you later." what ever, it was worded better than that. I read this crap a few years ago. Oooooh. So gross.
Aside from all that gross fanfic, I freaking love crack fanfics. I don't have a link, because I honestly just browse sites ):
I personally write fanfics too, but I never really save them. I have a few I did...
Bawww, I copy and pasted this one I did on someone's thread. It's so beautiful.
Itachi x The Magic Schoolbus
It was a cold rainy night, and Itachi was walking alone. He didn't have much money on him, so he couldn't rent a hotel. There weren't any caves nor were there any suitable areas to hide under. Itachi walked for 29 minutes until he saw an object in the woods. He walked towards it, shivering and cold. The shadowy object came into clear view. It was a school bus. Itachi looked around and looked back at the bus. "What? Who's is this?" muttered Itachi. He walked up on the door and tried to open it. It was locked. Frustrated, Itachi tried to walk off, when all of the sudden the bus beeped. Itachi spun around in confusion. "Impossible, there was no one in there!" shouted Itachi. The buses lights turned on and the doors opened. Suddenly, the bus let out a voice, "Come inside me, Itachi." the voice was soft and seductive, kind of like one of those dumb ladies in those gross pornos you find on the Internet. Itachi blushed and took a step inside... Itachi looked around and the smell of roses was in the air. A mysterious thing grabbed at Itachi's robe, sliding it off. "O-ohhhh..." whispered Itachi. The bus's inside got all foggy and the sounds of moa--
If you don't like paradoxs, strange loops, reincarnation and accidental AU scenarios, this fic isn't for you. If you want to experience the impossible flow of love beyond time*uguu* then this is definitely for you.
Main paring is NaruSaku turns into Minatox a mysterious undead hyuuga women who is definately relevant to the story.
Asuka Kureru's "Teamwork" NaruSasuSaku. Angst, heartbreak, still trying to make it though the chuunin exams with a baby bijuu on the way and more. I've never seen a more realistic deception of team 7. Kishimoto should be ashamed that a french fangirl understands their team dynamic better than he does.
Unfortunately the story was dropped. The author apologized and explained everything she meant to do for the rest of the series, but it was ultimately unfinished.
There was a really gross fanfic with Itachi and Kisame, haha. I really liked it, but I can't find it... Oh well, if I posted it I'd get banned anyways. Ooooooooooooooooooooh.
Anyways, I guess I'll explain if, but I won't get hella detailed. It basically was about them hanging out several months before Itachi kicked the bucket. It focused a bit on him being sick, but haha, it was gross... so freaking gross. It was like one of those kinky scenes in 50 Shades of Grey, but worse. Kisame and Itachi had developed a relationship, but it wasn't the romantic kind. It was one of those kinds that involved sex and all kinds of hardcore crap. Kisame basically was a sadistic butt hole, and Itachi was a blank slate. He had no emotion, but he was perfectly willing to do crap with Kisame. He was like, "Oh, I'll touch your bum a bit, maybe we'll see where this goes." This fanfic was the stuff of nightmares, but I liked it because I'm gross. Anyways, there were some scenes where Kisame would look over and Itachi was hacking up blood and crap like that, and he didn't really care. He was basically like, "This dude keeps throwing up like a stupid little slut." Oh yeah, he called Itachi names, and Itachi didn't even care. He was like, "Just do it Kisame, do it please." and Kisame was like, "Aight." But like, this fanfic was written REALLY good. It wasn't one of those noob fanfics where some kid first stumbled on a computer and said, "Hey, I can write." but they can't really write, because they're stupid. Anyways, it was really good. The plot, aside from the sex, was really good. It basically included a stew of emotions, hollow, yet realistic in a sense. It included the reality that Itachi didn't really have anything to lose, so he just went along with it. He was just succumbing to Kisame. It wasn't rape, trust me, it was consent. It involved natures that a lot of people have. Things also involving "objectifying" and "friends with benefits" except they didn't see each other as friends... It's hard to explain, I really liked it thought. Hella gross, yet hella good. In the end, Kisame made a nasty comment. It wasn't uh... ok, yeah, it was bad. He basically was like, "I'm gonna miss him a bit, he was good at what he did (in the bed), but see you later." what ever, it was worded better than that. I read this crap a few years ago. Oooooh. So gross.
Aside from all that gross fanfic, I freaking love crack fanfics. I don't have a link, because I honestly just browse sites ):
I personally write fanfics too, but I never really save them. I have a few I did...
Bawww, I copy and pasted this one I did on someone's thread. It's so beautiful.
Itachi x The Magic Schoolbus
It was a cold rainy night, and Itachi was walking alone. He didn't have much money on him, so he couldn't rent a hotel. There weren't any caves nor were there any suitable areas to hide under. Itachi walked for 29 minutes until he saw an object in the woods. He walked towards it, shivering and cold. The shadowy object came into clear view. It was a school bus. Itachi looked around and looked back at the bus. "What? Who's is this?" muttered Itachi. He walked up on the door and tried to open it. It was locked. Frustrated, Itachi tried to walk off, when all of the sudden the bus beeped. Itachi spun around in confusion. "Impossible, there was no one in there!" shouted Itachi. The buses lights turned on and the doors opened. Suddenly, the bus let out a voice, "Come inside me, Itachi." the voice was soft and seductive, kind of like one of those dumb ladies in those gross pornos you find on the Internet. Itachi blushed and took a step inside... Itachi looked around and the smell of roses was in the air. A mysterious thing grabbed at Itachi's robe, sliding it off. "O-ohhhh..." whispered Itachi. The bus's inside got all foggy and the sounds of moa--
idk. I've scattered too many fanfics around this forum. They'll pop up somewhere I guess.
Ahaha although I've read my fair share of naruto fanfics, I've never actually have read a kisame x itach fanfic. The fanfiction you mentioned kinda (not really) reminds me of a unintentionally funny itasasu fanfic which was based off of the movie Shame. Itachi lets his younger brother sasuke move in with him after their parents die and at first Itachi was emotionally distant but ends up banging him. none the less it was really awkward (i feel like the author was trying to hard to make it "avante garde" lol) and itachi loses it and when Sasuke turns 18 he leaves and they never contact each other again. lolol
lol Anything x Magic school bus is bound to be golden.
If you don't like paradoxs, strange loops, reincarnation and accidental AU scenarios, this fic isn't for you. If you want to experience the impossible flow of love beyond time*uguu* then this is definitely for you.
Main paring is NaruSaku turns into Minatox a mysterious undead hyuuga women who is definately relevant to the story.
Asuka Kureru's "Teamwork" NaruSasuSaku. Angst, heartbreak, still trying to make it though the chuunin exams with a baby bijuu on the way and more. I've never seen a more realistic deception of team 7. Kishimoto should be ashamed that a french fangirl understands their team dynamic better than he does.
Unfortunately the story was dropped. The author apologized and explained everything she meant to do for the rest of the series, but it was ultimately unfinished.
A JiraSaku one shot in which Jiraiya tries to help her cope with rape. Pretty dark, but a damn good read if you like either character.
Ahh, yes my love for time loops, paradoxs, reincarnation and general ninja science is pretty profound. I've read a few OT3 fics but I've hadn't had the time to read this one yet.
Also, wooow I rarely come across JiraSaku fics. tbh I ship sakura with anyone but sasuke so I might as well give this one a read lol
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