Itachi.
I would sing to him, but then see his expression in disgust because I can't sing. He would then reject my love, and I would run after him. He frantically throws objects at me to get away and continues to run. He would then trip, and I would then rape him.
Then I would go after another character that's not my favorite.
I would rape Hinata, and then go after Sakura and rape her to.
And if Naruto sees, I would then rape him.
...
Then run away.
If that doesn't work, I would likely go after Dragon Pie and give her a dragon plush.
WIN.
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lulz, someone is going to think I'm gay.