A whole cast rewrite/JK/ OREOS. /DISCUSSION *SPOILERS*

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II_iMuddy_II

xx Cookie-Boots xx

Izuna was blind already?
I thought he gave his eyes to Madara right before his fight with Harsh?
Nope, no need for new sites.
I'm as stocked up on the sites as a horny boy with his condoms. emotion_dowant

The timeline's unclear. gonk

II_iMuddy_II

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That would be hilarious.
The fans would be like "WHY NO SHIKATEMA OR SHIKAINO?"
I would love to see all the hate mail sent to Masashi.
Lol, Naruto can't be a pimp, he's a ********]
Jiraiya and Itachi give him pimp lessons before the finale. emotion_awesome

[II_iMuddy_II]

xx Cookie-Boots xx

Well, that's Masashi to you.
Lol, the lessons they'd be giving will damn Naruto forever. All the females will either be beating him up or running away from him.

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II_iMuddy_II

xx Cookie-Boots xx

Well, that's Masashi to you.
Lol, the lessons they'd be giving will damn Naruto forever. All the females will either be beating him up or running away from him.

Naw, see, their teachings would complement each other perfectly.
Itachi teaches Nardo (Imma call him that from now on) how to be cool and attract chicks, and Jiraiya teaches him what to do once he HAS a harem. emotion_awesome

[II_iMuddy_II]

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II_iMuddy_II

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Well, that's Masashi to you.
Lol, the lessons they'd be giving will damn Naruto forever. All the females will either be beating him up or running away from him.

Naw, see, their teachings would complement each other perfectly.
Itachi teaches Nardo (Imma call him that from now on) how to be cool and attract chicks, and Jiraiya teaches him what to do once he HAS a harem. emotion_awesome

Has Itachi ever attracted chicks? I thought wrinkles were a turnover personally.
Oh boy, Naruto should really just do the opposite of Jiraya's teaching. I doubt that Jiraya has ever been laid.

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II_iMuddy_II

xx Cookie-Boots xx

II_iMuddy_II

xx Cookie-Boots xx

Well, that's Masashi to you.
Lol, the lessons they'd be giving will damn Naruto forever. All the females will either be beating him up or running away from him.

Naw, see, their teachings would complement each other perfectly.
Itachi teaches Nardo (Imma call him that from now on) how to be cool and attract chicks, and Jiraiya teaches him what to do once he HAS a harem. emotion_awesome

Has Itachi ever attracted chicks? I thought wrinkles were a turnover personally.
Oh boy, Naruto should really just do the opposite of Jiraya's teaching. I doubt that Jiraya has ever been laid.

Well, he had a lover at 13, but it was probably Shisui.
He's an Uchiha prodigy, though; I don't see how girls wouldn't have been fawning over him. neutral

Jiraiya lacks the "cool" factor. Imagine, somebody who naturally attracts as many chicks as Batman acting like Jiraiya minus the perv-ness. He'd never go a day without getting laid.

[iLord Orochimaru]

II_iMuddy_II

Poor babe, Kabuto isn't there with you.
He'll be there soon.
By the way, where did the catcus impale you?
Hope it's a dirty place. 4laugh

emotion_kirakira You betcha emotion_dowant