II_iMuddy_II
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II_iMuddy_II
Well, that's Masashi to you.
Lol, the lessons they'd be giving will damn Naruto forever. All the females will either be beating him up or running away from him.
Naw, see, their teachings would complement each other perfectly.
Itachi teaches Nardo (Imma call him that from now on) how to be cool and attract chicks, and Jiraiya teaches him what to do once he HAS a harem.
emotion_awesome
Has Itachi ever attracted chicks? I thought wrinkles were a turnover personally.
Oh boy, Naruto should really just do the opposite of Jiraya's teaching. I doubt that Jiraya has ever been laid.
Well, he had a lover at 13, but it was probably Shisui.
He's an Uchiha prodigy, though; I don't see how girls
wouldn't have been fawning over him.
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Jiraiya lacks the "cool" factor. Imagine, somebody who naturally attracts as many chicks as Batman acting like Jiraiya minus the perv-ness. He'd never go a day without getting laid.