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My story calls for the end of the world, but I have no idea how to end it, which is what I need help with. I want it to be utterly stupid, but quick. I need it to happen almost instantly, but I also want it to really anger whoever reads it.

So what ideas do you guys have?
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Magical Streaker

someone finds a button randomly and presses it and then some natural bomb thing at the center of the earth blows the planet into 234543564567547854756734563456342214356098765423456786543245678654345345345 pieces?
idk.. but that would be stupid, and quick.. so...
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The streets are filled with Christmas cheer.
At least it's only once a year!
Perfect parcels tied with perfect bows,
And carols ringing in my ear!


Quiet! The real king of Bullworth Academy speaks!

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Try learning from the Douglas Adams School of World Destruction.
Have an alien race blow it up for an interstellar expressway.

Or, try the Robert Frost approach: end it in fire and ice.


OK. Since it's Christmas, I'll let you speak to me!

Carolers are at my door.
Don't wanna hear them anymore!
Stockings on the mantle,
The snow's here everyday.
But it's a green Christmas anyway...
Bullworthian Fuehrer
The streets are filled with Christmas cheer.
At least it's only once a year!
Perfect parcels tied with perfect bows,
And carols ringing in my ear!


Quiet! The real king of Bullworth Academy speaks!

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xUser Image
┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛


Try learning from the Douglas Adams School of World Destruction.
Have an alien race blow it up for an interstellar expressway.

Or, try the Robert Frost approach: end it in fire and ice.


OK. Since it's Christmas, I'll let you speak to me!

Carolers are at my door.
Don't wanna hear them anymore!
Stockings on the mantle,
The snow's here everyday.
But it's a green Christmas anyway...


FINALLY! someone else read the books from Adams!

on-topic:
- an accidental atomic bomb
- world gets eaten by the sun :3
- world gets eaten by a random alien
- have an alien race blow it up cuz of boredeom?

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