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chapter 1

once there was a rock named jacksson. jacksson liked to be a rock. one day he was eaten and he died.
the eater of jacksson was named sheawn. sheawn liked to play basketball. one day sheawn was playing basketball and the basketball hit him in the face and he died.
the basketball was named lucille. lucille like to commit homicides. one day someone committed homicide against lucille and she died.
the homicide person was named joe. joe hated killing people and was very tender hearted. one day joe died.

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chapter 2

"you killed my uncle" said theobald to naruto
"no" said naruto "he was my uncle not yours"
"you're selfish" said theobald
it angered naruto so he killed theobald

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chapter 3

naruto was sad. he was all alone in the world. he missed theobald
"i wish theobald wasn't dead" said naruto
suddenly a man appeared. it was assassin.
"hi assassin" said naruto "wanna play marbles"
"ok" said assassin so they played marbles
"**** i have to go" said assassin. "take care"
"yeah you too broski" said naruto

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chapter 4

"i'm hungry" said naruto. he took out his rifle and shot a bear. then he ate it.
"no" said peta. "you shouldn't do it"
"do what" said naruto
"kill bears" said peta
"oh" said naruto. then he ate the bear

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chapter 5

peta killed naruto. he was so mad and sad
"i am so mad and sad" said naruto
"dont worry" said an angle "i will help you through this difficult time in your life"
"you're not my real dad" said naruto. the angle was so mad and sad he cried

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chapter 6

naruto had to use the men's room. he knocked on the door
"why do you disturb my slumber" said the user of the bathroom
"HUGE dump" said naruto
"no" said the user so naruto went in a potted plant

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chapter 7

naruto was dead. it was boring.
"it is boring" said naruto
"hi" said theobald
"i hate you" naruto wept. he killed theobald. teobald died

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chapter 9

naruto didn't know what to do. so he went to the angle
"i am bored" said naruto
"ok play mario kart with me" said the angle
"ok" said naruto
"i get to be luigi" said the angle
"never mind" said naruto

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chapter 10

naruto didn't like being dead so he stopped. then he went to assassin's house
"hey assassin" said naruto "how many fingers fit in your nose"
"three" said assassin
"that's stupid" said naruto "you're ugly"

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THANK YOU for all the wonderful support everyone!!!! tomorrow i will have another ten good chapters for you to read!! bye now!!!!!!
sorry guys unexpected time problems!!!! ): maybe next year, hope you guys look forward to my next writing!

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