once there was a rock named jacksson. jacksson liked to be a rock. one day he was eaten and he died.
the eater of jacksson was named sheawn. sheawn liked to play basketball. one day sheawn was playing basketball and the basketball hit him in the face and he died.
the basketball was named lucille. lucille like to commit homicides. one day someone committed homicide against lucille and she died.
the homicide person was named joe. joe hated killing people and was very tender hearted. one day joe died.
naruto was sad. he was all alone in the world. he missed theobald
"i wish theobald wasn't dead" said naruto
suddenly a man appeared. it was assassin.
"hi assassin" said naruto "wanna play marbles"
"ok" said assassin so they played marbles
"**** i have to go" said assassin. "take care"
"yeah you too broski" said naruto
"i'm hungry" said naruto. he took out his rifle and shot a bear. then he ate it.
"no" said peta. "you shouldn't do it"
"do what" said naruto
"kill bears" said peta
"oh" said naruto. then he ate the bear
peta killed naruto. he was so mad and sad
"i am so mad and sad" said naruto
"dont worry" said an angle "i will help you through this difficult time in your life"
"you're not my real dad" said naruto. the angle was so mad and sad he cried
naruto didn't like being dead so he stopped. then he went to assassin's house
"hey assassin" said naruto "how many fingers fit in your nose"
"three" said assassin
"that's stupid" said naruto "you're ugly"