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❤ Roasting ponies and no, I don't mean actually firing up a grill and cooking them.

*I slowly take off my apron and chef hat* Kay.

Also, I really want to make a Flava Flave joke here. You know, because Roasts are yummeh and it's... well... whatever, you get the joke.

To answer some of your questions, I would roast all of the Mane 6, and my comedian name would be "Bojangles" and I would name my first official video "Clops n' Chuckles". Because I can.
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*hog ties diamond tiara and trixie and throws them over a fire, slowly turning them*

What, you said it was a roast and these two all they do is boast. So grab a chair and watch them burn for these I consider the worst and they need to learn~

Trixie's magic is as flat as it gets, she surely must have bought a magic starter kit~
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Don't roast Rarity too much, I don't like burnt marshmallows.
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I would roast Flutter so hard, I'd make her CRY twisted
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Some of you have little devil horns.~
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I would roast Flutter so hard, I'd make her CRY twisted


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Why do I feel like I'd be the only one to do this in light-hearted jest...? ._.
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Why do I feel like I'd be the only one to do this in light-hearted jest...? ._.


Because most folks on here want to roast pinkie to see her cry. What they don't know is that I'd take her home and make her feel better.

I'd roast all of the main 6, excluding Fluttershy since she wouldn't be able to take it for a single joke.
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I'm seriously going to go make an OC now...

Or maybe I'll just change Smooth Talker's talent to stand-up.

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The Roast of Celestia. Please, make it happen.


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Why do I feel like I'd be the only one to do this in light-hearted jest...? ._.


Because most folks on here want to roast pinkie to see her cry. What they don't know is that I'd take her home and make her feel better.

I'd roast all of the main 6, excluding Fluttershy since she wouldn't be able to take it for a single joke.


The point of a roast is to make fun of people in a horribly brutal way, yet not actually have any hard feelings towards them. If you go to a roast, it's because you agreed to it. You WANT to be made fun of and WANT to hear the jokes that people can make about you.

If people are misinterpreting that, then that's on them because I even defined what a roast is in the OP. It's not supposed to be malicious.
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Why do I feel like I'd be the only one to do this in light-hearted jest...? ._.


Because most folks on here want to roast pinkie to see her cry. What they don't know is that I'd take her home and make her feel better.

I'd roast all of the main 6, excluding Fluttershy since she wouldn't be able to take it for a single joke.


The point of a roast is to make fun of people in a horribly brutal way, yet not actually have any hard feelings towards them. If you go to a roast, it's because you agreed to it. You WANT to be made fun of and WANT to hear the jokes that people can make about you.

If people are misinterpreting that, then that's on them because I even defined what a roast is in the OP. It's not supposed to be malicious.


Then it seems that many have completely missed the point.
I'd do some roasting myself, but I've never been good at making jokes. ^^;
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Celestia would be able to take it in the spirit of the event, sure, but considering how people act around her, who in-universe would dare write it?

As for Pinkie Pie... hmm. Another possibility is based on her reaction to being called an out-of-control party animal...
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Why do I feel like I'd be the only one to do this in light-hearted jest...? ._.


Because most folks on here want to roast pinkie to see her cry. What they don't know is that I'd take her home and make her feel better.

I'd roast all of the main 6, excluding Fluttershy since she wouldn't be able to take it for a single joke.


The point of a roast is to make fun of people in a horribly brutal way, yet not actually have any hard feelings towards them. If you go to a roast, it's because you agreed to it. You WANT to be made fun of and WANT to hear the jokes that people can make about you.

If people are misinterpreting that, then that's on them because I even defined what a roast is in the OP. It's not supposed to be malicious.


I know. You defined a roast very well in the OP. But I think some people are... not misinterpreting so much as using the roast as a cover for malicious intentions. Luckily, it would only be friends of Pinkie's, in this case, that would be allowed to make jokes.

I'd befriend her quick to get all the info I could use. Then I'd do the same with RD, that'd be SOO much fun.
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Why do I feel like I'd be the only one to do this in light-hearted jest...? ._.


Because most folks on here want to roast pinkie to see her cry. What they don't know is that I'd take her home and make her feel better.

I'd roast all of the main 6, excluding Fluttershy since she wouldn't be able to take it for a single joke.


The point of a roast is to make fun of people in a horribly brutal way, yet not actually have any hard feelings towards them. If you go to a roast, it's because you agreed to it. You WANT to be made fun of and WANT to hear the jokes that people can make about you.

If people are misinterpreting that, then that's on them because I even defined what a roast is in the OP. It's not supposed to be malicious.


I know. You defined a roast very well in the OP. But I think some people are... not misinterpreting so much as using the roast as a cover for malicious intentions. Luckily, it would only be friends of Pinkie's, in this case, that would be allowed to make jokes.

I'd befriend her quick to get all the info I could use. Then I'd do the same with RD, that'd be SOO much fun.


Those who roast you can be friends, people you've worked with closely, those you have dated, etc. You don't roast them unless they agree to it, meaning that they want to hear what you can say about them. Not every person who roasts someone tells something that is actually true. You can draw from what you know about them, things you went through together, or just make s**t up on the spot. If they get upset, you're the ultimate roast master because they got pissed. Although, they're not supposed to because it's just razzing on one another.

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