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I just wanna tell her so many things, but the most important one is "Bro, no one is going to be your friend. Some people might even hate you, but because you force them to be your friends, they just go with the flow. God, stop it. And please don't go insane, you look creepy when you do that"

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Yes! All of that.


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This plan is so fabulous!

And next on the list: RARITY


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I will try to get through it without minding it.

Some jokes would be "You're coat isn't white. You just cake on a ton of makeup and call it a day!"
That or something really dirty. Oh, if someone like Jim Norton could roast her...


Well... One I can think of is "I bet you look so ugly without any makeup on".

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This plan is so fabulous!

And next on the list: RARITY


;n;

I will try to get through it without minding it.

Some jokes would be "You're coat isn't white. You just cake on a ton of makeup and call it a day!"
That or something really dirty. Oh, if someone like Jim Norton could roast her...


Well... One I can think of is "I bet you look so ugly without any makeup on".

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Oh man. There are so many dirty jokes one could make about her!
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This plan is so fabulous!

And next on the list: RARITY


;n;

I will try to get through it without minding it.

Some jokes would be "You're coat isn't white. You just cake on a ton of makeup and call it a day!"
That or something really dirty. Oh, if someone like Jim Norton could roast her...


Well... One I can think of is "I bet you look so ugly without any makeup on".

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Oh man. There are so many dirty jokes one could make about her!


Oh lawd... like..?
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Roasts are pretty terrible in general...especially now. Most of the comedians don't even know the roastee personally, and the ones that do aren't funny...not to mention there hasn't been anyone roasted in the past several years where I've been like "man, I want to see that." Probably the last one I saw was Hugh Heffner's.

As for relating it to ponies, Fluttershy should never be roasted, since she wouldn't be able to handle it, and Spike should be all the time roastmaster...that's all I have to say.


I thought that they were terrible at a time, until I came to believe that they celebrate people by humiliating them.
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;n;

I will try to get through it without minding it.

Some jokes would be "You're coat isn't white. You just cake on a ton of makeup and call it a day!"
That or something really dirty. Oh, if someone like Jim Norton could roast her...


Well... One I can think of is "I bet you look so ugly without any makeup on".

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Oh man. There are so many dirty jokes one could make about her!


Oh lawd... like..?

I reaaally don't think they're okay to post in the forum. xd
Let's just say it has to do with the color of her coat.
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;n;

I will try to get through it without minding it.

Some jokes would be "You're coat isn't white. You just cake on a ton of makeup and call it a day!"
That or something really dirty. Oh, if someone like Jim Norton could roast her...


Well... One I can think of is "I bet you look so ugly without any makeup on".

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Oh man. There are so many dirty jokes one could make about her!


Oh lawd... like..?

I reaaally don't think they're okay to post in the forum. xd
Let's just say it has to do with the color of her coat.


Oh... Ohhhhhhhhhooooohohoho.
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Well... One I can think of is "I bet you look so ugly without any makeup on".

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Oh man. There are so many dirty jokes one could make about her!


Oh lawd... like..?

I reaaally don't think they're okay to post in the forum. xd
Let's just say it has to do with the color of her coat.


Oh... Ohhhhhhhhhooooohohoho.
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And how her fake eyelashes stick on...
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Well... One I can think of is "I bet you look so ugly without any makeup on".

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Oh man. There are so many dirty jokes one could make about her!


Oh lawd... like..?

I reaaally don't think they're okay to post in the forum. xd
Let's just say it has to do with the color of her coat.


Oh... Ohhhhhhhhhooooohohoho.
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And how her fake eyelashes stick on...


OH MY GOD.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Roasts are pretty terrible in general...especially now. Most of the comedians don't even know the roastee personally, and the ones that do aren't funny...not to mention there hasn't been anyone roasted in the past several years where I've been like "man, I want to see that." Probably the last one I saw was Hugh Heffner's.

As for relating it to ponies, Fluttershy should never be roasted, since she wouldn't be able to handle it, and Spike should be all the time roastmaster...that's all I have to say.


I thought that they were terrible at a time, until I came to believe that they celebrate people by humiliating them.


The people they've picked over the last five years shouldn't be celebrated.
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This is seriously just for Sevi

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First you mock me with that god awful pairing, and now you've made best pony into a food item? Goddammit, Nix, STAHP!
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First you mock me with that god awful pairing, and now you've made best pony into a food item? Goddammit, Nix, STAHP!


I'm sorry. That was the final time, I swear
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First you mock me with that god awful pairing, and now you've made best pony into a food item? Goddammit, Nix, STAHP!


I'm sorry. That was the final time, I swear


S'okay. I was just kiddin'.
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Roast of Pinkie Pie or Celestia? Yes please!
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Also, in regards of that pic...I'm taking it that's from the Roast of Scootaloo?


Ohohohohon...
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