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The Idiot's Guide to Chords
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Post: 56075165_1 created on Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:10 amPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:10 am
IT'S TIME TO TEACH YOU SOME MUSIC THEORY.
TONIGHT, WE'LL BE WORKING WITH THE MAJOR SCALE (C MAJOR).
SO, WHAT ARE THE NOTES AGAIN?
OH WAIT.
YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
SORRY.
IN ORDER:
C D E F G H I J K L
JUST KIDDING IDIOT.

C D E F G A B C
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/40/C_Major_scale_(up_and_down).svg
SO, WHAT ARE THE NOTES IN A C CHO-
I REALLY HAVE TO STOP FORGETTING YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
THE NOTES ARE C, E, AND G.
NOW WHAT'S IN A D CHORD?
D, F, AND A.
NOTICING A PATTERN NOW, IDIOTS?
IT'S EVERY OTHER NOTE FOR A CHORD.
SO, THAT MEANS THAT YOU TAKE A NOTE, SKIP THE NEXT ONE, TAKE THE NEXT ONE, SKIP THE NEXT ONE, TAKE AGAIN.
TAKE, SKIP TAKE, SKIP, TAKE.
ENGRAVE THAT s**t IN YOUR MIND.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

V
 
     
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Post: 56075165_2 created on Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:29 amPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:29 am
 


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Post: 56075165_3 created on Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:10 amPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:10 am
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This guy rite hur
 
     
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Post: 56075165_4 created on Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:30 amPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:30 am
 
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i c wut u did thar
     
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Post: 56075165_5 created on Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:39 amPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:39 am
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Post: 56075165_6 created on Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:48 amPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:48 am
 
What?
     
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Post: 56075165_7 created on Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:59 amPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:59 am
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Holy s**t, This guy is officially cool guize

You should add how to make jazz chords in thar mang
 
     
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Post: 56075165_8 created on Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:09 amPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:09 am
 
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The Idiots Guide to Faggots:

The Kid who made this thread.


Holy s**t, This guy is officially cool guize

You should add how to make jazz chords in thar mang

Just pick some random note and stick it in your chord, boom! Instant jazz chord. razz
     
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Post: 56075165_9 created on Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:25 amPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:25 am
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The Idiots Guide to Faggots:

The Kid who made this thread.


Holy s**t, This guy is officially cool guize

You should add how to make jazz chords in thar mang

Just pick some random note and stick it in your chord, boom! Instant jazz chord. razz


Sadly this is pretty much how it works, Lol. For better effect, use the same note in every chords, or move that one note down a chromatic half step for each chord and call it a "Walking bass line"
 
     
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Post: 56075165_10 created on Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:55 amPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:55 am
 
well that was fun......
     
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Post: 56075165_11 created on Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:18 pmPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:18 pm
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well that was fun......

IF YOU'RE GONNA POST IN HERE, AT LEAST MAKE SENSE PLZ.
 
     
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Post: 56075165_12 created on Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:47 pmPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:47 pm
 
They call me Five
IT'S TIME TO TEACH YOU SOME MUSIC THEORY.
TONIGHT, WE'LL BE WORKING WITH THE MAJOR SCALE (C MAJOR).
SO, WHAT ARE THE NOTES AGAIN?
OH WAIT.
YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
SORRY.
IN ORDER:
C D E F G H I J K L
JUST KIDDING IDIOT.

C D E F G A B C
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/40/C_Major_scale_(up_and_down).svg
SO, WHAT ARE THE NOTES IN A C CHO-
I REALLY HAVE TO STOP FORGETTING YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
THE NOTES ARE C, E, AND G.
NOW WHAT'S IN A D CHORD?
D, F, AND A.
NOTICING A PATTERN NOW, IDIOTS?
IT'S EVERY OTHER NOTE FOR A CHORD.
SO, THAT MEANS THAT YOU TAKE A NOTE, SKIP THE NEXT ONE, TAKE THE NEXT ONE, SKIP THE NEXT ONE, TAKE AGAIN.
TAKE, SKIP TAKE, SKIP, TAKE.
ENGRAVE THAT s**t IN YOUR MIND.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

V



lolwut?
threse onli liek 4 notseee in a d corchd silly, how cna thar 3b 3 thta u cohse for w/3 m3ng?
     
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Post: 56075165_13 created on Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:47 pmPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:47 pm
Your capslock will inevitably fail at explaining things properly to idiots. Anyone taking your word would think a B chord was a dim chord on B. And not even a dim7.
 
     
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Post: 56075165_14 created on Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:18 pmPosted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:18 pm
 
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Your capslock will inevitably fail at explaining things properly to idiots. Anyone taking your word would think a B chord was a dim chord on B. And not even a dim7.

:C
     
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Post: 56075165_15 created on Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:35 pmPosted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:35 pm
tell me a chord that i can progress to after an F# Minor, and i'll take this seriously :3
 
     

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