The Idiot's Guide to Chords

[They call me Five]

IT'S TIME TO TEACH YOU SOME MUSIC THEORY.
TONIGHT, WE'LL BE WORKING WITH THE MAJOR SCALE (C MAJOR).
SO, WHAT ARE THE NOTES AGAIN?
OH WAIT.
YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
SORRY.
IN ORDER:
C D E F G H I J K L
JUST KIDDING IDIOT.

C D E F G A B C

SO, WHAT ARE THE NOTES IN A C CHO-
I REALLY HAVE TO STOP FORGETTING YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
THE NOTES ARE C, E, AND G.
NOW WHAT'S IN A D CHORD?
D, F, AND A.
NOTICING A PATTERN NOW, IDIOTS?
IT'S EVERY OTHER NOTE FOR A CHORD.
SO, THAT MEANS THAT YOU TAKE A NOTE, SKIP THE NEXT ONE, TAKE THE NEXT ONE, SKIP THE NEXT ONE, TAKE AGAIN.
TAKE, SKIP TAKE, SKIP, TAKE.
ENGRAVE THAT s**t IN YOUR MIND.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

V

[Nazisaurus Rex]

The Idiots Guide to Faggots:

The Kid who made this thread.

[cutthroat shamrocker]

Jakeasaurus Rex

The Idiots Guide to Faggots:

The Kid who made this thread.

The Idiots Guide to Fail:

This guy rite hur

[They call me Five]

kill whitey revolution

Jakeasaurus Rex

The Idiots Guide to Faggots:

The Kid who made this thread.

The Idiots Guide to Fail:

This guy rite hur

i c wut u did thar

[x-iiHeartTeddyBear]

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[They call me Five]

What?

[Deathsensation]

Jakeasaurus Rex

The Idiots Guide to Faggots:

The Kid who made this thread.

Holy s**t, This guy is officially cool guize

You should add how to make jazz chords in thar mang

[antaine]

Deathsensation

Jakeasaurus Rex

The Idiots Guide to Faggots:

The Kid who made this thread.

Holy s**t, This guy is officially cool guize

You should add how to make jazz chords in thar mang

Just pick some random note and stick it in your chord, boom! Instant jazz chord. razz

[Deathsensation]

antaine

Deathsensation

Jakeasaurus Rex

The Idiots Guide to Faggots:

The Kid who made this thread.

Holy s**t, This guy is officially cool guize

You should add how to make jazz chords in thar mang

Just pick some random note and stick it in your chord, boom! Instant jazz chord. razz

Sadly this is pretty much how it works, Lol. For better effect, use the same note in every chords, or move that one note down a chromatic half step for each chord and call it a "Walking bass line"

[WhiteRavenWolf]

well that was fun......

[They call me Five]

WhiteRavenWolf

well that was fun......

IF YOU'RE GONNA POST IN HERE, AT LEAST MAKE SENSE PLZ.

[roboticundercoverseahorse]

They call me Five

IT'S TIME TO TEACH YOU SOME MUSIC THEORY.
TONIGHT, WE'LL BE WORKING WITH THE MAJOR SCALE (C MAJOR).
SO, WHAT ARE THE NOTES AGAIN?
OH WAIT.
YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
SORRY.
IN ORDER:
C D E F G H I J K L
JUST KIDDING IDIOT.

C D E F G A B C

SO, WHAT ARE THE NOTES IN A C CHO-
I REALLY HAVE TO STOP FORGETTING YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
THE NOTES ARE C, E, AND G.
NOW WHAT'S IN A D CHORD?
D, F, AND A.
NOTICING A PATTERN NOW, IDIOTS?
IT'S EVERY OTHER NOTE FOR A CHORD.
SO, THAT MEANS THAT YOU TAKE A NOTE, SKIP THE NEXT ONE, TAKE THE NEXT ONE, SKIP THE NEXT ONE, TAKE AGAIN.
TAKE, SKIP TAKE, SKIP, TAKE.
ENGRAVE THAT s**t IN YOUR MIND.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

V

lolwut?
threse onli liek 4 notseee in a d corchd silly, how cna thar 3b 3 thta u cohse for w/3 m3ng?

[hellosara]

Your capslock will inevitably fail at explaining things properly to idiots. Anyone taking your word would think a B chord was a dim chord on B. And not even a dim7.

[They call me Five]

hellosara

Your capslock will inevitably fail at explaining things properly to idiots. Anyone taking your word would think a B chord was a dim chord on B. And not even a dim7.

:C

[strawrberry]

tell me a chord that i can progress to after an F# Minor, and i'll take this seriously :3