20 awesome guitar/bass' NSFW (Mostly is, though)

[They call me Five]

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Holy s**t, I love that PacMan one.

[cutthroat shamrocker]

the steam punk v is some pretty cool s**t.

[haidier]

AK47: awesome =D

Nintendo: eek

pac man: =.=

Ouija: whoa... nice, i would play that =D

skateboard: bleh... lap guitars suck.

Bigfoot: looks too cramped for me

angels sword: only one pickup? uck.

weed: woot! finally, an expressive guitar!

scantly clad: not so cool =_=

Lego: not a real guitar. simply not possible. the string tension is greater than the strength of the Legos.

burning bush: HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT FOR IT??!!

patriot: eh, it could be better. I've seen too many americas.

Lolita: NICE! lol

chocolate fever: again, =_=

steam punk: now thats just cool!

snake bite: yes! that can go with burning bush!!

piranha: no thanks, i'll pass

Wangcaster: +_=

cigar box: nah, too easy to make, i've seen 50.

devils lure: too unoriginal.

and there you have my review of each guitar =P


very cool mods, i'm gonna have to make a replica of burning bush, thanks =D

[They call me Five]

Well no s**t the LEGO one doesn't work, it doesn't have any frets. And you culd superglue the bricks together.

[Robotic Seahorse]

I'm digging the piranha, steampunk, and angel's sword one.

[tiny broken fingers]

I still want a Wangcaster.

[hellosara]

I love the angry snake bass - I've never seen a guitar with a carving sort of added to the shape of the body, rather than the whole thing carved into a specific form. Lego's pretty cool too.


Not amazed by the steampunk one - why would you want your guitar to look like something beaten up you found in a pile of junk? Steampunks do make some very pretty s**t though.

[Deathsensation]

I roll on d20s

I still want a Wangcaster.

Gotta love the Wangcaster.

[Peek Aw Chu]

Since the Angel's sword is made by ESP it loses cred, but it's a nice idea.

I really like pac-man, and burning bush was amazingly hardcore.

[lil_lover4me]

They call me Five

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Holy s**t, I love that PacMan one.

hmm

[Stop Him]

hellosara

Not amazed by the steampunk one - why would you want your guitar to look like something beaten up you found in a pile of junk? Steampunks do make some very pretty s**t though.

Why would anyone buy a pair of jeans brand-new from the store that are already faded and ripped? Fashion is a strange thing.

That said, I kind of like the distressed-technology look, but I'd be more inclined to go for something like that guitar if any of that stuff actually affected the sound in a significant way...

[Richter Belmont X]

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What the ********?

[hellosara]

Stop Him

hellosara

Not amazed by the steampunk one - why would you want your guitar to look like something beaten up you found in a pile of junk? Steampunks do make some very pretty s**t though.

Why would anyone buy a pair of jeans brand-new from the store that are already faded and ripped? Fashion is a strange thing.

That said, I kind of like the distressed-technology look, but I'd be more inclined to go for something like that guitar if any of that stuff actually affected the sound in a significant way...
Do you know what I don't get even more? 'Distressed' guitars that are completely brand new but made to look like they're knackered. They just look stupid to me. I mean, fair enough if your instrument is old and beaten up, but why would you want the thing to look like it's been through the wars when it hasn't?

[Robotic Seahorse]

Stop Him

hellosara

Not amazed by the steampunk one - why would you want your guitar to look like something beaten up you found in a pile of junk? Steampunks do make some very pretty s**t though.

Why would anyone buy a pair of jeans brand-new from the store that are already faded and ripped? Fashion is a strange thing.

That said, I kind of like the distressed-technology look, but I'd be more inclined to go for something like that guitar if any of that stuff actually affected the sound in a significant way...

Idk meng, but when i saw that guitar the word that immediately popped into my head was "Clockwerk"

[Robotic Seahorse]

hellosara

Stop Him

hellosara

Not amazed by the steampunk one - why would you want your guitar to look like something beaten up you found in a pile of junk? Steampunks do make some very pretty s**t though.

Why would anyone buy a pair of jeans brand-new from the store that are already faded and ripped? Fashion is a strange thing.

That said, I kind of like the distressed-technology look, but I'd be more inclined to go for something like that guitar if any of that stuff actually affected the sound in a significant way...

Do you know what I don't get even more? 'Distressed' guitars that are completely brand new but made to look like they're knackered. They just look stupid to me. I mean, fair enough if your instrument is old and beaten up, but why would you want the thing to look like it's been through the wars when it hasn't?

Like those fender road-worn bull shits?
he would pay for a guitar that just looks ******** up?
we're supposed to ******** it up ourselves v.v