*Disclaimer* I don't (really) want these people killed, and this list is only for gits and shiggles. Although I wouldn't actually mind if some of these people were forced to just stop making "music" or suffer some sort of archaic legal repercussion. Like a public flogging or something.
Anyway, let's begin.
This list is for people you would pay to have killed if there were no legal consequences for your actions.
My list:
1. JUSTIN. ********. BIEBER.
2. That "Friday" chick.
3. The chick who sings "Let it go".
4. Lady GaGa
5. Usher
6. Rihanna
7. Miley Cyrus
8. 50 Cent (only because I'm a completionist. If you're going to get shot and stabbed so many times, then dammit, just finish what you started and DIE ALREADY.)
9. Eminem (The guy is always so damn angry and depressed in his music, why not put him out of his misery?)
10. Nicki (Nikki? Nicky?) Minaj (Minage? Minagg?) *sigh* Forget it.
11. 1 Direction
12. Chris Brown OMG HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN THIS a*****e. YES, ALL OF MY MONEY TO GET RID OF THIS GUY.
13. Taylor Swift (OMG, no one cares about your laundry list of failed relationships, Taylor!)
14. Lil Wayne (Would have also put Flava Flav on this list, but the guy is just so gosh darn happy all the time, I'd feel bad about it later)
15. Kanye West HOW DO I KEEP FORGETTING THESE PEOPLE. Yeah, Him, Beiber and Chris Brown are in my top 3, Cyrus and Gaga are in my top 5.
16. Gwen Stefani. I would spare her if anyone can explain to me just what the hell a "Holla Back Girl" is.
That's it. FOR NOW.
All you fanboys and fangirls who are upset by my list may leave angry comments now if you wish, but I will only laugh at them.
8. 50 Cent (only because I'm a completionist. If you're going to get shot and stabbed so many times, then dammit, just finish what you started and DIE ALREADY.)
9. Eminem (The guy is always so damn angry and depressed in his music, why not put him out of his misery?)
this is why you always have to be nice to that one quiet, reclusive person in school. maybe, just maybe, he'll spare you when he goes on a killing rage
8. 50 Cent (only because I'm a completionist. If you're going to get shot and stabbed so many times, then dammit, just finish what you started and DIE ALREADY.)
9. Eminem (The guy is always so damn angry and depressed in his music, why not put him out of his misery?)
this is why you always have to be nice to that one quiet, reclusive person in school. maybe, just maybe, he'll spare you when he goes on a killing rage
That's right. He'll spare you, but he'll leave you with a creepy stare to remember for the rest of your life.
"Just remember. I don't like people who say "What?"
8. 50 Cent (only because I'm a completionist. If you're going to get shot and stabbed so many times, then dammit, just finish what you started and DIE ALREADY.)
9. Eminem (The guy is always so damn angry and depressed in his music, why not put him out of his misery?)
this is why you always have to be nice to that one quiet, reclusive person in school. maybe, just maybe, he'll spare you when he goes on a killing rage
That's right. He'll spare you, but he'll leave you with a creepy stare to remember for the rest of your life.
"Just remember. I don't like people who say "What?"
8. 50 Cent (only because I'm a completionist. If you're going to get shot and stabbed so many times, then dammit, just finish what you started and DIE ALREADY.)
9. Eminem (The guy is always so damn angry and depressed in his music, why not put him out of his misery?)
this is why you always have to be nice to that one quiet, reclusive person in school. maybe, just maybe, he'll spare you when he goes on a killing rage
That's right. He'll spare you, but he'll leave you with a creepy stare to remember for the rest of your life.
"Just remember. I don't like people who say "What?"
8. 50 Cent (only because I'm a completionist. If you're going to get shot and stabbed so many times, then dammit, just finish what you started and DIE ALREADY.)
9. Eminem (The guy is always so damn angry and depressed in his music, why not put him out of his misery?)
this is why you always have to be nice to that one quiet, reclusive person in school. maybe, just maybe, he'll spare you when he goes on a killing rage
That's right. He'll spare you, but he'll leave you with a creepy stare to remember for the rest of your life.
"Just remember. I don't like people who say "What?"
"I don't want these people dead but I will play around and state that these people need to be killed in a non-a*****e way but still show I'm an a*****e."
8. 50 Cent (only because I'm a completionist. If you're going to get shot and stabbed so many times, then dammit, just finish what you started and DIE ALREADY.)
9. Eminem (The guy is always so damn angry and depressed in his music, why not put him out of his misery?)
this is why you always have to be nice to that one quiet, reclusive person in school. maybe, just maybe, he'll spare you when he goes on a killing rage
That's right. He'll spare you, but he'll leave you with a creepy stare to remember for the rest of your life.
"Just remember. I don't like people who say "What?"
"I don't want these people dead but I will play around and state that these people need to be killed in a non-a*****e way but still show I'm an a*****e."
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