I got a joke you all might enjoy:
Around 2 in the morning, I couldn't sleep 'cause I was hungry. So I went down to this place I know that's open 24 hours. When I got there, there was a man outside locking it up.
"Sorry buddy, we're closed," he said.
"Closed?! But the sign says Open 24 Hours."
"Not in a row."
Hope you enjoyed it! mrgreen